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Is it normal to be scared of BIRDS????
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When ever I'm around birds they swoop down at me and like attack me and now I'm afraid off ALL birds even dead ones
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Aw, come on now :(
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she always groping me danger area, even after i tell her in not safe there
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i think you've upset dirtybirdy , who's not scary, so thats one bird you can like
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Sorry dirtybirdy
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I am DREADful, but in a good way.
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WordWizard
Yes some birds are very dangerous like hawks. Many carry desieses. However I am not sure how plausible this is or how likely it is. Often I think most birds will not hurt you if you do carry a boomerang and rock.
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Capy
This made me laugh. :) An old friend of mine has a fear of birds. One day we were all walking down to an outside shopping center for lunch after school. As we were crossing the street we noticed an old man being attacked by a bird. She started freaking out and hid behind us as we passed and as the bird swooped down and attacked. Hehe.
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Tippi Hedren?
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Ornithophobia my dear sir/madam. I would reccommend telling yourself that it is very unlikey to be attacked by a bird. Telling yourself that it's very unlikely, can do you a great deal of good.

Also, talk to someone. Someone who you trust. Explain to them what you're afraid of, and why. Just getting your fears out helps. Talk to this person regularly, and give them updates on how you're doing.

Best of luck to you.

Yours truly,


Doktor Hildred Von Steinmann
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Carry a spray bottle of water with you and if a bird goes after you, spray it.
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How about a 12-gauge instead?
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Then I reccommend that you never watch the movie.

However I love birds, just ask them to leave you alone and to come find me.
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I got attacked by one too! I had to fight back he was not stopping...when he swooped down I swung my hat!
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I have a huuuuuuge fear of birds! Also they're annoying and up early and they poop on everything. And they carry diseases! I always flip the fuck out when one flies near me. By the way, NEVER go to Navy Pier, in Chicago. There's motherfuckin seagulls everywhere. They don't give a shit how close they fly to you! I looked like an absolute idiot screaming and running away from them..
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WordWizard
Up early like a rooster? I love birds my self I make sure to feed them every time I spot a bird outside. My grandpas neighbor had a rooster I use to like listening to it crow off early in the morning.
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That is freaking hilarious
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The only bird I love is KEVIN I <3 one direction
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scarecrows are the worst!
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It's okay Sheldon we all have our little fears lmfao just kidding buddy but yes it's normal
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