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Is it normal to beat off to your cat????
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Yesterday, as I came home from school I was sitting in my room beating off to my cat. When things got out of hand...I grabbed the cat and started to thurst my c*ck into the pussy's pussy... Then my mom walked in...
As anyone would be...I was very ashamed.I told my mom everything. Then after that I just can't stop beating off to the cat...she turns me on in ways others can't... Is it normal to do this sort of thing?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (15)
cabinet70 (4440)
2007-06-22 23:35:04
Yes everyone does that
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-06-23 03:12:43
@: cabinet70
yea totally normal!
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2007-06-23 04:44:33
wtf ? not normal, get a dog !
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.smithee. (8564)
2007-06-23 05:08:12
Yes i do it every day
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JDog45 (9040)
2007-06-24 10:17:48
WTF...
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hotblondeboy (8534)
2007-06-24 18:25:04
does the cat like it? n u must have a small cock
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blah123 (8547)
2007-07-01 03:54:53
well, mabet you should jack off to oompa loompas. they are better. they work in a chocolate factory. and they have a chocolate river that if your fat, you can swim in. and they have bubble gum that makes you BLUE! and you explode! how cool is that.
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poopdick666 (9292)
2007-07-10 06:05:01
I had a problem with this recently until I accidently stabbed it too hard with my big weiner that by the way doesn't fit well and it had a broken asshole. So we took it to the dog pound where we hope it gets gang raped.
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lavaqueen (9016)
2007-07-10 22:44:05
@: .smithee.
well smithee, thats not surprising consitering you cant get a girl so you go after your cat
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Bibinono (9201)
2007-07-11 04:45:38
What has your mother said?
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gwinn (6633)
2007-08-13 17:39:18
thats most likely physically impossible for an avrage sized cat you would kill it by hitting its organs (unless you have a 1 inch cock which is why you would have to fuck your cat instead of a chick)
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xxCHUBBYBUNNY (10076)
2007-08-20 05:42:54
dude youre gross.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-03 15:32:33
If I were your cat, I would pounce on you when you're asleep and give you a painful penectomy. Then I'd carry off your useless organ and bury it in my cat box. And then I would take a jumbo-sized dump on it.

Let's see you try to reattach THAT.
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aSaGee (11856)
2007-12-11 13:28:19
your a liar and its not normal to lie
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Budthewise (29424)
2009-11-15 04:00:35
It is so funny to hear stories like this because...

When you are caught being stupid and fucking the animal, there is nothing else you could be doing. If you are behind the sheep and naked around your waist, what else is there to say? You were busted.
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