Is it normal to do this on my girlfriends bday at school

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Get her an iPad

I bought one of my past girlfriends a whole bunch of flowers before. Thing was pretty huge. She was happy with it but looking back it was really weird and I feel so embarassed when I think about now. I don't know what I was thinking...

Roses are beautiful. If you get her one, get a red Rose. Red means love. There's nothing stupid about it. Get her a bouquet of roses with a letter attached to it that proclaims your love.

I like how men's minds go from thinking about a gift to thinking about sex without even a heartbeat passing. :)

"I'll eat her out too"... Dude, no, we do not give oral sex as a gift. As a sexual favor, or for fun time, or just because she enjoys it, but not as a birthday event!

As far as the rose, great! The letter written in Persian also sounds like it could be a VERY romantic although I don't know her so that is up to your discretion.

A more appropriate git would be to sneak into her bedroom when she is sleeping and tie up her arms and legs. Taping her mouth my also be necessary. Then you should pull out your erect cock and turkey slap her until her whole face is bright red. After this turkey slap her nose until it bleeds. Then hold her eye open with your left hand while you jack off with your right and when you are about to ejaculate stick your cock right in front of her eye to ensure you don't miss. This will make it a birthday she will never forget.

Sounds good, I'd be pleased :)