Sometimes as a joke I squirt ketchup or mustard into the change dispensers of vending machines so people dirty their hands when their change comes out. I have done this to machines at my office and gym. Is it normal?? Legal?
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Like I say, though, things progressed. When they finally caught up with me, I was having sex with vending machines. It was a dark chapter in my life. In many ways, it's an illness.
That being said, it's kind of... pitiable behavior. I'm glad I'm not the sort of person that would enjoy doing that kind of thing. No offense, but there are more fun and less douchy ways to be mischievous.
FOR EXAMPLE -
Go into a Rite Aid, or some drug store. Pick up a box of condoms. Go the register, and alert the clerk you don't have enough money for the condoms after she rings them up. Return with some Reynolds/Saran wrap and a packet of rubber bands. Observe reaction.
Especially for a woman.
The clerk might just end up paying for the condoms if that happened...
preferably one that does not involve condiments.
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