"I'm not gay but i enjoy the smell of men's body washes over women's" - Unless the men's body wash has a penis that you're sucking you don't really have to bring your sexuality into this.
I love womens bodywash I use it to jack off with in the shower. Its a nice moisture based product. It makes me feel closer to like I am fucking a woman. You are normal as long as when your are done smelling the bodywash you don't go out and suck cock and take it up your shitter.
Attracted to women of 'size' - I'm not bothered about what you think of me for having this attraction but I'm attracted to women of 'size'. Overweight (or 'fat')...
I Swallow. - HA. I figure this will catch some attention.
Actually what I mean is I swallow all kinds of food whole, such as: popcorn, jell...
Slept with my fiances best friend. - So about 2 weeks ago my fiances best friend is in town and we all went out for her last night in town. My fiance left early and I...
Gross but kinda funny. - My lady is a perfect 10. Just a complete knock out and I consider myself lucky to be with her. However... it seems that every time...
My best friend - I have a best friend and we got on with each other great, we always understand each other but is it normal for me to be jealous of...
Dressing like a white guy - Im an African American male and i like to wear cloths that i think are normal. I stay away from cloths that are hip-hop/rap, and i...
Anxiety around clerks - When i'm in a store i always feel like i'm doing something wrong and i look like an idiot... and when i confront the clerks i feel...
Curvy - I love being a curvy girl. All the boys I've ever met who are into curvy women are so gorgeous. Plus, they're usually wayyyy horni...
I ate my sunburn haha. - Kay welll i got sunburn on my back and it started peeeling like crazy so i started peeling it off and it looked sooo cool but than...
How strange/unfair - So there was a girl on MSN who was being overtly nice/asking me to come around to her house for sex, creepy cos I didnt even know ...