Is it normal to feel awesome after taking a huge dump?

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Yes, I feel awesome after a nice dump. In fact I'm taking one rite now, and already feel great. Something funny- every time I've commented or read a post about shitting, I've been taking a dump. Ahh, iPod touch has revolutionized taking dumps. A whole new way to experience the time we spend waiting for that last turd to drop. I love it.

I wish some more stories could be moderated so I could come to this site and comment on strangers again rather than repeatedly read about you and your vast explusion of faeces and how it makes you feel. No offence to you - it was as good a story as most. But it's just hanging around there forever, like unflushed excrement.

I demand new and exciting stories, and I demand them now! I'll even help with the moderation process. Anything. Please. New stories!

Definitely normal. The bigger the dump, the more satisfying.

you must think dumps are usually made of glass shards..
in fact they are made of win.

yes yes...more space for more

yes

This is unedifying.

It takes the load off your brain.

Well think about it, you've just crapped out all this poisons and toxins and waste product, it wouldn't be normal if you didn't feel better

@mluker: lol totally agree with you!

And about the dump, yeah you feel so good after a huge load, makes your day

You Should Eat More So You Can Take Bigger Awesomer Shits XD

oh yes. i just took a huge doo doo. it was one of those when u look for something to grab on to to give a power push. i think others should enjoy a doo doo with u, sooooo doo doo with the door open. take a doo doo in the dark, it adds to the experience. so to answer your question, yesssssss!