I like very paranoid people and I cannot lie. I do everything i can to make people paranoid so I can like them and look like I am a very social person even known I am not. I often do things secretely and blame them on others. Aliens, people of different religions and colors, anybody does. Important thing is get away with my lies and my secret stuff and make plenty of paranoid friends I can control by ling some more and sometimes fight with to prove how good at ling and manipulative I am.
Is it normal? or I am just the worst kind of person?
Is it normal? or I am just the worst kind of person?
I am very good at what I do. I study my targets and get to know their limits. Like if they have a bad memory and stuff, I will exploit that. Or if they have a short attention span? I exploit that too. Or if they are very volubile people who would believe anything I tell them? well you shine the shoes. I actually got an old guy to believe his house was haunted by moving objects from place to place when he wasn't looking and having some friends of mine make funny creepy noises from the apartment next to him so I could sleep at his place and eat his food.
I had him believing he done something to a guy during his past life and this guy ghost was haunting his house.
I told him he had to atone for his sins by being nicer towards his guests. Including me of course.
Everytime he started being a dick again I just started the mumble jumbo again, freaked the guy out everytime.
I could even get him to give me money If I wanted to but I didn't feel like it. He was a stoner and I just wanted his pot. I did this trick involving this special trick with a lemon and a candle? I wrote something on a piece of paper with the lemon juice, it is invisible until you use the candle to heat it up and get some black to it, I pretended the piece of parchment appeared out of thin air, and it was a message from the ghost. He had a bad hearing, couldn't identify the source of sounds, so I talked and said creepy stuff very fast to scare him. I am a witch by the way. Not really. I just love doing these things. You can't pretend you Being paranoid, it is all about" freaked out factor". If you are not freakable I don't even try.
Like: I use a sponge to wash away some paint from a wall. or I use a special detergent while doing it that slightly soils the wall, making sure a vaguely face shape appears. Only noticeble in certain light. Then I casually ask you: sounding slightly freaked: can you see that too? based on the reaction, I decide whether to continue on that path or not. Or I sweep the floor right? collect the dust, tell you I sweeped, show you neat clean floor. Then take the dust and spread it all around again,real quick so when you get back in the room you go: didn't you sweep the floor? and I would go: yeah! why? and you'd go: it looks dirty again! and I'd say: there must be some evil spirit in this house. Or this one time: I placed a small wireless headphone in a hole in the wall behind a guy's bed, and used my cellphone to say creepy stuff to the guy, freak him out. Like: you are going to die! why don't you just die? Nobody wants you here! get out of my house! very mean stuff. of course he could not identify the source of the "voice" so he just thought he was going insane.. :) funny uh? or I'd get the keys to a friend house, go inside while he was out and make him find upside down p
You'd certainly like me:)
Its a blessing cos i expect the unexpected and make it expected.