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Is it normal to not want to go to the bathroom after someone's been in there, like..okay let me set the scene.

Okay so obviously, if it's a public place, more asses have been on that then Charlie Sheens face but...okay let's say you're at somewhere crowded, many people, maybe a bar or (the lovely) Wal-Mart...so you're there, waiting for stall to empty (I guess girls will only relate to this...well them and men who pee sitting down, btw - side note, to the men who pee sitting down...do you shit standing up?)
Anyways you're there, impatiently waiting for a stall to vacte and then it does..and usually someone will walk out, half assed smile, sometimes even lean a arm toward the stall or worse, keep it open waiting for you to go in there, oh so invitingly and it's like

WAIT!!..............

This toilet seat that should be cold and uncomfortable and free of any horrid recent bathroom memories will be warm, inviting and soiled...sometimes I just say, even if im doing the pee-pee dance that I'm waiting for someone and allow them to walk through and they look at me like I'm nuts...I just dont like going right after someone else, especially if there's evidence of recenty activity, not even anything as bad and a turd that didn't make it for the goal-line, I'm saying even a shred of toilet tissue or a strand of left over toilet seat cover..it's like..bllrrggghhh...

Sooo...

Is This Normal..? lol
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haha so funny, i agree now i think about the warm seat :D
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lol that was fun to read
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That is exactly how I feel! I was just in a public toilet today & I had too place toilet paper all around the seat before I sat as it looked for some reason moist :( x
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This problem can be solved by performing an atomic drop.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Atomic%20Drop
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Me either.
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If I was a guy I wouldn't need a public toilet to pee! An empty coffee can in my car would make good for a urinal at least once lol
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Two layers of toilet paper on the seat is usually sufficient. but I just make sure all the urine and shart is wiped off the seat before I put my two layers down.
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