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Is it normal that I poop standing up?

I am a male.

I stand in front of the toilet as if I am going to pee, and then I proceed to place one, or both of my hands (depending on how messy the poop is) behind my back and under my butthole. Next I begin pooping. I poop into my hand(s) and then I place it into the toilet myself. The reason that I do this is because I have a fear that if I sit down on the toilet to poop, and I cannot see what is inside the toilet, then when I begin to poop either dwarfs, midgets, or leprachauns will come up from deep within the toilet and steal my poop. Then, when I finish wiping and get up to view my holy excrement, there is nothing to be seen.

Can you guys please help me? Is this normal?!?!
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Comments (28)
wigsplitz
Why worry about midgets or leprechauns when the DICK RIPPER is on the loose? Don't you watch the news?
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Thanks for the laugh!!!
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what a story it make me laugh so hard i pooped a little
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In your hand like the op?
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No i muddied my pants
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get some help nasty
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tommythecat
"mum?"

"yes dear?"

"is it normal for a man to poop standing up?"

"it's not normal for anyone!"

"oh"
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What if it's liquid?
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You need a see-through toilet (as mentioned in another unmoderated post) and a big mirror to sit in front of.
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And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life!
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I guess all those typing monkeys finally came up with something. Don't get the monkey mad!!!
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Sounds like someones high and on IIN again...
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That sounds very messy and abnormal.
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i just made a snorting sound out of my nose...
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Can I watch???
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FTW?! Love it.
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NORMAL
More than 15 people voted that they also do it this way.

*grin*
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weird.
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It would be terribly normal if you were in France, as many toilets are stand up.
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It must blast straight backwards. Very messy indoors!
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I'm at a loss for words.
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At first i thought this was real
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Whatever makes you happy lol
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You are disgusting.
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ok, ew, for one. two, you would be constipated alot, or have pains down there, cause your rectal muscles dont work very well standing up (they work best squatting, but not sitting all the way down), and you would have to do a lot of straining to poop. and the hand, why bother? you can spread your legs a little and watch it fall if you are really feel you need to see it come out of your ass.

I would squat if i were you, you can see it and not hurt yourself trying to poo.

also, this is hilarious
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OnFrailWings
Yeah that happens to me all the time.. Don't worry I know that feel bro.
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Normal, my friend. I do this frequently.

I was laughing hysterically until "then when I begin to poop either dwarfs, midgets, or leprachauns will come up from deep within the toilet and steal my poop."
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troll! :/
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