Here it goes. Satan is a horn man/beast with a beard and red fur and looks like a cartoon bull, when he dances he smiles like a fool and spins round and round, it scares you because he's doing that, did he do wrong? Is he evil? I doubt it, it's ridiculous! It's childish! Satan is a fairy tale: the devil is good, the devil is hot, dance with him you will not! Then we have this idiot named Marylin Manson: faith of the fire made by the Satanist, the master of anti-Christendom, he's big, he rules the world, he's the devil! Wow! Seriously, wouldn't the world be a better place with the REAL forces? The real "evil", evil is good, it got me peace because no one attacks the evil guy! Mind you I was not a Satanist, I was pure evil, and evil creates good, when you're done being evil, you can do without it, there's no good without evil, so why Satanism/Christianity, only a secular lifestyle knows that true wisdom is: that to be good, you must be evil. I refute Satanism, I'm an atheist, spirit is powerless against me! Is that normal how ridiculous Satanism is?
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1.Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence
2.Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams
3.Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit
4.Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates
5.Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek
6.Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires
7.Satan represents man as just another animal (sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours), who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
8.Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification
9.Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years[16]
[edit] The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3.When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there.
4.If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6.Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9.Do not harm young children.
10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
Not really, they're actually pretty smart.
This is hillarious though:
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
Heh, fantastic wording.
True, most people assume it's about killing animals and drinking blood.
Are you just as retarded as the OP?
Wtf has that got to do with anything in this post?
However I personally might feel their beliefs are sillily, they probably think not.
Respect their beliefs as you would like yours!