Their cerebral cortex might be big and all, but its just white matter thats it. We went to sea world and my boyfriend was OBSESSED with watching these creatures, going on and on about how intelligent they are, the "sea clowns" wtf and in my head i was thinking dude theyre just sea mammals they would bite your head off in an instant not because their smart but because its their natural instincts.
Dolphins get too much credit, and they are very sneaky for making ppl think they are intelligent.
Dolphins get too much credit, and they are very sneaky for making ppl think they are intelligent.

There have been numerous cases where dolphins actually protected humans from shark attacks. For whatever reason they assist people in perilous situations.
Your last sentence ironically hurts your argument, joking or not.
I'll grant you one disturbing fact, some dolphins will try to rape you, no lie.
Very true.
"Thanks for all the fish!"
Fun fact, other than humans, Dolphins are the only species of animal that has sex for recreational purposes.
Their diet usually consists of fish, shrimp, and crustaceans, not humans 0.o
Do you even know what the cerebral cortex is?
DOLPHINS ARE AWESOME BIATCH! =P
And it's 'people', not 'PPL'.