Is it normal to throw my faeces at people?

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completely natural feelings, experiment with a girl, if you like it then you are bisexual, if you dont then you simply had the thoughts of it like every other person in the world. just experiment and see what happens init

Sounds like the problem here is your cage.
Petition to the zoo staff for a bigger one so that you can go somewhere to jerk off other than right in front of them. Then noone can watch you, any no faeces have to be thrown.

some times you just have to throw poop at people to teach them a leason.

oh it is most cetainly normal !

You sound like my kinda gal.....

Lets make beautiful music toogezza!!!

Yeah dude definitly normal. I had this same confusion in my life all through adolescence. Well i dont know if its totally normal, but atleast some people go through it.lol

hmmm, further more i must add that there are many politicians ,that need a whole lot of yucky turds thrown at them. Take that Fascist Pigs !!!! right on.....

the masturbation is perfectly normal.. what i'm having trouble grasping is how you can masturbate and throw crap at people at the same time? i am right handed.. so i masturbate with my right hand. i also throw with my right hand. i'm not going to stop masturbating to throw some crap at someone, hence the problem. i can't throw crap with my left hand or everybody will say i throw like a girl and i will feel imasculated and lose my erection ruining my whole day!

You can jack off with either hand though

Why do you live in a cage and how do you have access to a computer please don't throw poo at people but jerk off all you want

HAHAHAHAHAHA
this is the only story that has actually made me laugh out loud. especially just by the headline.
btw, thanks a lot by making me spit out my hot chocolate.