I just really want to be chucked over the edge of a boat when I kick the bucket. I want my funeral to be a really cool experience; you know, "nice day out for the family" as Monica Gellar's dad says in 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S'.
I'm only 24 so it's not like I'm going to be popping my clogs any time soon...but I kind of like talking about it - for fun!
I want really awesome songs too, like some classics such as Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA' (I'm English...but oh hell) and funny ones like Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass; 'Spanish Flea'.
Just a good laugh really.
And no black! I want people to come in whatever the heck they like, with poppies or sunflowers or even damn cacti for the memorial flowers.
Normal?
I'm only 24 so it's not like I'm going to be popping my clogs any time soon...but I kind of like talking about it - for fun!
I want really awesome songs too, like some classics such as Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA' (I'm English...but oh hell) and funny ones like Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass; 'Spanish Flea'.
Just a good laugh really.
And no black! I want people to come in whatever the heck they like, with poppies or sunflowers or even damn cacti for the memorial flowers.
Normal?

I know about it because my grandpa was a Navy commander, and a lifelong maritime expert. He was cremated and buried at sea. I was young at the time and was confused about it, I was thinking 'wow, they just dump a body off a boat out there??' But, no, that's not how it works at all really.
If space technology has moved on enough by the time I die, I'd like to be shot out into the universe in a steel box. If aliens exist and they find me, I either get a chance of a second life, or I get to be the second course in some weird alien banquet.
But it sounds normal. I'd just like a simple cremation, throw it in the ocean. I don't want a funeral or anything dumb like that, if they want one I'd say just do it through my church. I'd rather have my life insurance money amd inheritance money (as much as possible after the cremation and fucking government taxes) go to my kids. I'd imagine it's easier to get over your Mom's death if you're driving a brand new car or watching a brand new flat screen or not having to worry about college funds for the grandkids.
I literally want the city calling noise complaints for the huge party going on in the funeral home, and fireworks.
Going out with a bang!
I don't even want a funeral, but if that's what makes them happy...
I won't be there to see it anyway.