Even if I don't dislike someone, I feel the need to fight them. I just want to get into a real fight. I've never been in one but have been training in self-defense for 2 and a half years now. Even with the training, I feel like I could never win in a fight, and yet I still want to be in one. I don't randomly piss people off; however, if I feel an argument is heading in the direction of a fight I don't try to stop it.

For the former, I would suggest you go into fighting for sport, it is a great way to prove and hone your skill. For the latter, I suggest you get over yourself. Or buy a lifted F-350.
yeah, I realize there's a certain stereotype attached to that, like those ridiculous rubber balls and horns, but don't generalize!
We will full on bare knuckle fight until somebody gives up or goes unconscious. I never get pissed at people, I am a very calm guy, but something about the physical competition, and the pitting yourself against another person is addictive! The upside is that it keeps my body in amazing shape, and if I ever did happen to get into a random fight with a stranger I would be just fine lolz. Downsides being covered in bruises and cuts, and I accidentally broke a tooth and had to get it fixed!
I recommend getting into sport fighting, or messing around with friends in this way. In a real fight, the other person might not stop when the fight is over, hell you could end up dead!
nontheless, there are plenty of people like you
Everyone has the urge to destroy things or assert their dominance over something. There are different ways to satisfy that urge. Some do it by making art, playing sports or videogames, others do it by binge drinking, drug abuse, having verbal fights, etc.
Fighting is the most basic way to satisfy that urge. While it's not the most healthy way to deal with it, it's an option. If you're really into fighting, I suggest you take boxing lessons or something like that. The fighting there is harsher than in the usual self defence class, but everything is regulated. So there's less chance of something going seriously wrong.
Al Bundy
That whole statement is insecure.
And it's easy to call me a liar when you don't know me. So what if your not as badass or whatever as me? Why does it hurt your ego so much.
"did your time (if even you did) at a county jail, i dont talk big the fact is its a sport ive done for a long time so obviously I would cream you"
We only have one Medium/Maximum security prison in my state, so no i did time with the worst of the worst. I was in medium, but the truth is it's still quite dangerous because alot of blokes from maximum security get transfered to medium, not to mention there are enough hardcases and loons in medium as it is. And i don't box so obviously you'd win, but they don't box in prison they kill you or stomp your head into the ground. I'm only telling you to adjust that "i'm so tough" attitude if you ever go to prison because you'll get killed instantly.
Risdon Prison. We don't have "county" down here.