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Is it normal to want to dig up a deceased body and talk to it?
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Every time I go to a cemetery, I always feel so excited. Sometimes, I hear them talking to me and I'll talk to them back. I don't know why, but I've been like this ever since I was 7. Is this normal?
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~~~ to the tune of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vFL-lcxkYk ~~~

Eddie Gein, Eddie Gein
Riding through the glen
Eddie Gein, Eddie Gein
Digging up dead men

Talked to by the corpses
And nothing rhymes with corpses
Eddie Gein
Eddie Gein
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@: dappled
But he only done got women. And missed his momma...
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@: dappled
Lmao I thought this was a bit Ed Gein-ish. It all starts innocently by talking to dead bodies and before you know it, you have a belt made of nipples and have vagina's in jars.
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Not to mention a lovely set of soup bowls made from skulls. ;)
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Totally normal bro no worries lol
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Why has the phrase "attention seeker" popped up into my head? Hmmmm....
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I'm dead serious...
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@: Nikov
Why would I be seeking attention? I'm just curious.
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@: Nikov
Lmao at "dead serious". Curiosity killed the cat babe, so keep those coffins shut.
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Lol, I didn't realize the 'dead serious' thing when I sent it.
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If you can hear them withoit digging them up why bother to dig unless theyre fresh and you really want to fuck them. There is also a game you can play Ive read about on the net where you jump on them and see their fluids come out
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I want to see them. I want to feel them while they talk. I always loved the dead better than the living.
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No it's not. Schizophrenia is what you may have. Some of the coffins may be encased in cement, so it's not worth going to jail for.
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best listeners, man. I used to talk to hamsters, but the buggers just eyed me down and and kept on chewing... the arrogant assholes. yeah, corpses is a good idea.
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They talk back...
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@: Nikov
then why bother, just like the living and smell bad. -_-
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Go for it! Have fun in jail.
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It doesn't work out that way. In fact, it sounds like you may have had childhood schizophrenia. Mental illness aside, if you did act on the voices 1. You'll face jail time or 2. You risk "disturbing" the dead and that could be very dangerous. Neither is very appealing, so please try to get a diagnoses on this!
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Necrophilia.
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Mm, they said talk, not fuck
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I've always had the urge to dig up the dead to see how they are doing on their decomposition process
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JustinBiebsFan#1
Its at this point that I realize a clean ass is just not going to happen with these primitive dry pieces of paper so I give up on a clean ass and i just want an ass that wont smell too bad in public.I open the door and some bouncer is there and the bathroom attendent and they just look at me. I think at first they wanted to drag me out by my neck but I opened the door holding up my mud filled underwear and that put them in shock.... So I tell everyone in the bathroom probably like 9 guys that I am on a date and I shit my pants pretty bad....First the giant bouncer laughs then the bathroom attendent then every guy in the bathroom is laughing....

This whole process takes like 20 minutes.
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awesome. thanks for sharing, though i'm not sure what relevance it has here, great story nonetheless
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I wish I could've dug up River Pheonexis' body right after they burried him ;)
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Tottaly normal, no worries man.
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Set it up at the dinner table, invite a bunch of friends over, and introduce him as "Jim, my new best friend."
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I got "bits" of one if you want them? I uh..need to..um get rid of them...you know cause they take up too much space or something...
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Up until now I've had trouble deciding whether to be buried or cremated. Thanks to this post I have decided on cremation...
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Royo101
Well it's is if it's a human...lol I wanted to do that with my dog about 2 months after he died because I just missed him and needed to see him again even if he wasent living my mom said i was Sick lol .. Well it kinda is!
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Don't worry I have a connection to the dead too, it's normal? I don't like when they come with me to school and shit though
and sit in my room watching me sleep
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I thought I was the only one. Thanks for telling me that.
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Psychic or psychosis.
Talk to someone either way..
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um......... i dont think this is very normal at all.........
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