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Is it normal to want to start fires?
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Hi is it normal to want to start fires? Im curious about fire and the beauty it contains? anyway is this normal??
Do you think it's normal?
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Sounds normal. Fire is an absolutely beautiful thing. I like to light myself on fire, it's awesome having flames all over your body, and to be on fire and just let it burn all over you.
LOL this cracks me up....
But I do agree that watching fires are awesome
From the preparation with dressing in cotton jeans and shirts, selecting the fluid I want to use, dousing my clothes and then dropping my lighted match on my wet clothes.... the sound of spreading flames and the sight in my large bathroom mirror of myself aflame from the burning fluid. The heat and smells and flames galore... Then the dying flames ignite my clothes and HERE WE GO... How long can I resist ?
I am hard as Hell and let the fire eat well into my gear. Often I shoot my load now and the flames get nasty from lack of supervision.
---- under the shower and what a fabulous pleasure standing there relieved in my wet and badly burnt clothes.
wow..i will try that..thank you. LOL :D
its perfectly normal to want to start fires, the primitive part of our brains is excited by it, i enjoy burning stuff in my ash tray, like stray rizlas, its fun. as long as u keep it contained and u dont go burning down buildings and stuff it perfectly fine!!
who the fuck doesnt like to light fires?
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