For some reason, we're told we all have to pick new usernames that bear no resemblance to our old ones. Is it normal to wonder what we'd all pick and whether any of us would recognise each other in our new guises?
Apologies to dom180, by the way, as the inspiration for this question was blatantly thieved from his profile.
Apologies to dom180, by the way, as the inspiration for this question was blatantly thieved from his profile.

I said, I'd like to... Oh forget it! Arseholes, just shutup. I'm right and you're wrong and that's it, end of story!
Cereal name: CocoaPebbles. :)
SpaniardTits (I was actually considering changing my useranme to this)
dulcedeleche
Shoveliese
Intelligence'sMoans
carmin&charol
redsatin
roughlysoft
CinnamonCherry
GeorginaOrwell
Chilindrina
CameoRed
Ciguapa
yummysensations
VulgarElegance
champagnebooks
Okay, that's it.
^ your new user name
SoiledDove
Fidget
ThinkInk
Knotadude
Goldilocks or oldylocks or goldenoldylocks
Beetlebitch
Dingbat
There's more I'm sure. I may be back.
Oh...birdywompus :) or knottywompus
#1 choice, Saycheesecake
or
Cheesecake
DarkChocolate
Heythere - old forum username and also part of one of my old e-mails.
Smiley
Solar or SolarSystem
Constellations
Snap.Crackle.n'.Pop
SweetBaileys
Wafflefries
PastryChef
Moonlight
BlueMoon
Gewurztraminer or VidalBlanc
Drizzt-Do'urden
ForgottenRealms
LittleBigPlanet
SackGirl
Ok, there are quite a few. There are actually more I could list but I think I listed enough.
BjornAgain
The_Amazing_Palomino_Panther
Coffee.Cocaine.Anarchy
AnnaFender
InspectHerGadget
Giant_Midget
Snoop_Lion
JawKnee
As long as it doesn't rain.
Grrarwrwrwr! :P
Grrrrrrrrrr! First fruit and now cereal!D:
Seriously though, I don't like this! I feel like a copy cat, even though I came up with both names by myself. -_-
I'm going to have a good think about this. I like this question a lot. I'm starting to think sofort is more and more fitting. It's German for immediately. I love German, and I often consider myself to be too impatient. Especially when I come up with names.:P
Aww, you're not a copy cat. I've only been cereal for a few months. You were probably cereal first. And my fruitness wasn't discovered for a while. It's not copying. We just have brains that think the same. God. Poor you! >:D
But I do apologise for almost making you choke!:O Who would I be evil to if you went and choked?!>:P I still stand by what I said though: NO NUTS!
I'll just assume you're talking about the food, although the first thing that popped into my head was actually music:P. And it made me think of certain lyrics haha:P
Anyway, I've only ever had raspberry jam:(. It's nice in Victoria Sponge Cake. I don't even eat jam, though! Answer: I don't have one. Yet. Maybe I never will:O. Sorry, rubbish answer.:P
P.S. If I'm being 100% honest, the *very first* answer was "yoghurt". When people ask me to answer something quickly, my brain malfunctions:P.
Ok ok, try this question: Matt Smith or David Tennant? And if you don't get that question, then we have our difference:P!
http://isitnormal.com/story/iin-to-want-to-troll-on-the-internet-132531/
Well, there was some difference in our answers. :P
Going Underground or That's Entertainment?
And David Tennant still, but Matt Smith is winning me over. Always Tennant, though. I think he's the best ever. :)
And I'm not classing the fact that we both chose Raspberry Jam as a similarity. As much as I love it (I now have a huge craving for Sponge Cake. Thanks!-_-), it's the only jam I've ever had. It doesn't count.
Marmite! For or against?
Also... a flavour of crisps that you don't like.
Finally... trifle or fruit salad? :P
Marmite: never tried it. Although since your next question is about crisps, maybe the fact that I love Walkers Marmite crisps make a difference?:P
Crisps: Can't think of any I don't like:S. Ready Salted are pretty boring, but that's it. I'll have a think about this one.
I've never had trifle!D: Doesn't it have jelly in, though? If so, I probably can't eat it, since I'm a vegetarian. Oh, but it has custard, doesn't it? I *love* custard! Although I haven't tried trifle, I'll have to go with fruit salad (as long as Is choose the fruit:P). I'm addicted to fruit!
Stupid questions, I couldn't answer any of them properly:P! Also, what's with the food related questions:D?
Yes, Marmite crisps taste like Marmite and, yes, they're right up there with my favourites (especially because they taste meaty but are vegetarian). Marmite is the veggie's best friend, by the way. Stick a couple of spoonfuls in with quorn and you've got vegetarian steak chunks! :D
Crispies: I have a slight problem with cheese and onion and sour cream and chive. I'll eat them but grudgingly. :P
Holland & Barrett! Veggie jelly crystals! Tastes exactly the same. You can't eat pre-made trifle, though. Same as me. However, we have our difference. I vote trifle. Custard, cream, sponge, fruit, maybe a bit of booze, jelly... nommy nommy nom! :D
I so want to try trifle now:O. It sounds like most of my favourite things put together:P! Still don't think it could ever beat fruit, though! I don't know, I'll try it. We'll see:D.
And I also want Marmite, haha. Damn, you've made me feel hungry now:P! Evil>:(.
Hmm, I'd ask you questions, but I can never think of any...and also because I need to go get some food! Damn you!
And no trifle? :O Trifle is like all the good things in the world mixed together. I know my apple pie is special but let me loose on a trifle and I'm wicked! A choice of all the fruits in the world, all the alcohol, all the types of jelly, custard, cream and decoration. Trifle is like painting a picture with food. :D
Your usename has just given me an idea for a banana toffee trifle. Hmm. :D
I was working on an adaptation of my name for you. :'(
I found one: ...Galaxie_Geist?
That's German for: ...Galaxy_Spirit? :D
I know how much you love Germany so I figured I would use something from their language. It made it easier to find too. :P
I was working on an adaptation of my name for you. :'(
I found one: ...Galaxie_Geist? :D
That's German for: ...Galaxy_Spirit?
I know how much you love Germany so I figured I would use words from their language. It was easier to find one by using German, too. :P
And sorry about the conversation disappearing. I realised I hated most of the names I chose, so I deleted:/. I've started deleting everything again:(. Hmmm, maybe my new name should be "fickle":P. Sorry about that, though.
Grrr, everyone is making me hungry here! Frosties has made me want trifle and you made me want Mango! ...Galaxie_Geist? out!:P To the fridgeeeeeeeeee!
Well, at least you made a list. I had names but I was too weirded out to post them, because I felt like I was revealing something about who I am. >.>
I feel more like giving names than picking ones for myself. :}
Hahaha! Mangomug and Papayaface! I thought of another one Cherrychin. Haha! :P
And nah, I'm not liking Cherrychin, haha. I'm going to go on a thesaurus to look for other words for face, lets see what I can come up with:P:
blackcurrantcountenance
plumprofile
guavavisage
You like?:P
This is a lot of fun. I'm going to look up more names for you. Ones that are not renditions of mine, unless I find a really good one. :)
Oh yay!:D I love stuff like this! I wonder if anyone could actually make one that I think fits me well. Hmm, that might be hard, although I guess someone might be able to come up with something I'd love. I look forward to seeing what you come up with guavavisage:P!
Aww I haven't seen ducks in ages:(. I need to fix that!
MollyBloom is fantastic. Couldn't read Joyce's Ulysses in its entirety, but I have played (errrm, for the sake of veracity, so to speak) her monologue. Definitely an option.
Madeleine. It's so many things, yet it's just a name. Meaningful and meaningless. If I were to go by one name, no last name, this would be it.
Morelliana. Very specific reference to a whole universe: Hopscotch. Which is another one I'd like to go by.
I love Mayumi! Imagine a mini-Nora-Mayumi!! Awwww. Akemi too.
but i like it, mini-nora-mayumi does have a ring to it
Skyling
Spectriss/Spectre
58Fury
Or quite possibly... Batman.
I'd probably go with Skyling. I'm more accustomed to it (by virtue of years of useage on a now defunct community forum) than NeuroNeptunian, but I like NeuroNeptunian better.
I kind of miss being Skyling.
I told someone once that I'd come back as "puddled" but I guess it's too much like dappled. It'd have to be something different from what I've used elsewhere or worlds might collide. I could get away with aasvogel because it's something that's not Google-able. Having said that, while everyone started out being very nice and calling me vogel or vogs, it wasn't long before I became aaswipe.
Off, the top of my head, I'd want something with imagery. dappled is all very well but you can't do much with it (apart from apple, dappy juice, and Dapoeira).
In my mind, it's a toss-up between C3PO, cheesesandwich, and Gengar.
*Whips you back with her tail* That's just a little taste of your own medicine! =^.^=
Oh my!
*feeling faint*
*thud*
gr...
I crap rainbows. Lol
<:o( Nora, the clown
General Leigh Speaking or maybe
Corporal Punishment.
I will now proceed to make accounts with each of the names you all suggested just to spite the community :P
Oh, and I don't mind at all you adapting something in my profile :)