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Is it normal to wonder what would be our new names?
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For some reason, we're told we all have to pick new usernames that bear no resemblance to our old ones. Is it normal to wonder what we'd all pick and whether any of us would recognise each other in our new guises?

Apologies to dom180, by the way, as the inspiration for this question was blatantly thieved from his profile.
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Dad
I'd like to change mine to Mom so people would listen to me.
I said, I'd like to... Oh forget it! Arseholes, just shutup. I'm right and you're wrong and that's it, end of story!
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@: Dad
Hahahaha nice :)
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Well I so wanted to be called Allistalia
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Valkeer
Valkeer. Yes I'm boring but I like my name.
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well devilla's taken so i cant use that..so maybe Chocfudge, Dimples, Guts_ache, virtualdog, sleepingchurch..i cant decide
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New name- SmellThis
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Smell what? :O
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It's anyone's guess! =]
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I think I missed the memo?
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Hey,NoSpaces!!!
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Well, I guess you guys are going on a rampage here so I will too.

Cereal name: CocoaPebbles. :)

SpaniardTits (I was actually considering changing my useranme to this)
dulcedeleche
Shoveliese
Intelligence'sMoans
carmin&charol
redsatin
roughlysoft
CinnamonCherry
GeorginaOrwell
Chilindrina
CameoRed
Ciguapa
yummysensations
VulgarElegance
champagnebooks

Okay, that's it.
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reads while fapping

^ your new user name
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Hehehehehehe. You crack me up, Shuggy.
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Hmmm well I've had several names before so I should be able to think of some more. Hmmmm....
SoiledDove
Fidget
ThinkInk
Knotadude
Goldilocks or oldylocks or goldenoldylocks
Beetlebitch
Dingbat
There's more I'm sure. I may be back.
Oh...birdywompus :) or knottywompus
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I do love a wompus. :)
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@: dappled
:D knottywompus stands out to me. That's what it would have to be. If I became another me...
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As long as you don't mind me calling you InkyWompWomp now and again. :P
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@: dappled
Haha call me whatever you like dappydoodledandy
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Precision-Bee.
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Slarg.
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I probably would come back as:

#1 choice, Saycheesecake

or

Cheesecake
DarkChocolate
Heythere - old forum username and also part of one of my old e-mails.
Smiley
Solar or SolarSystem
Constellations
Snap.Crackle.n'.Pop
SweetBaileys
Wafflefries
PastryChef
Moonlight
BlueMoon
Gewurztraminer or VidalBlanc
Drizzt-Do'urden
ForgottenRealms
LittleBigPlanet
SackGirl

Ok, there are quite a few. There are actually more I could list but I think I listed enough.
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I vote waffle fries.
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Here's my list:

BjornAgain

The_Amazing_Palomino_Panther

Coffee.Cocaine.Anarchy

AnnaFender

InspectHerGadget

Giant_Midget

Snoop_Lion

JawKnee
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For me, ShreddedWheat. I'd be the tough guy of IIN and also I could travel around on the heads of bald men as a fashionable, edible toupee.

As long as it doesn't rain.
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"new usernames that bear no resemblance to our old ones"

Grrarwrwrwr! :P
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Grrrarararrwww!
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GRRRRWRWARAR! Cat fight!
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Okay, I'd be "Man eating man-eating tiger". :P
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but you said werent gay!
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It's so unfair that you get the Cereal name:O! Now I sound creepy for saying my new name would be Cheerios! I'm being completely serious as well. In fact, on quite a lot of sites my username is Cheerios!

Grrrrrrrrrr! First fruit and now cereal!D:
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Scary! We're in some kind of cosmic synchronicity. What could it mean? Is the cosmos telling us that we need to market our own brand of fruity cereal bars? Are we the new Nutri Grain? Is it at all relevant that it starts with Nut? :O
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We had this conversation: No nuts!:P

Seriously though, I don't like this! I feel like a copy cat, even though I came up with both names by myself. -_-

I'm going to have a good think about this. I like this question a lot. I'm starting to think sofort is more and more fitting. It's German for immediately. I love German, and I often consider myself to be too impatient. Especially when I come up with names.:P
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Something about the sight of you wagging your finger sternly and saying "No nuts!" almost made me choke (especially as I am actually eating nuts right now. Well, just finished, but I still have nutbits in my mouth). :P

Aww, you're not a copy cat. I've only been cereal for a few months. You were probably cereal first. And my fruitness wasn't discovered for a while. It's not copying. We just have brains that think the same. God. Poor you! >:D
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Pfft, there is no way on earth my brain thinks like yours does! I don't think I like sharing so many similarities with someone, though. Makes me feel like everything I say is me being a copycat, even though it isn't.-_-

But I do apologise for almost making you choke!:O Who would I be evil to if you went and choked?!>:P I still stand by what I said though: NO NUTS!
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Mata.Hari is too commonplace, yet I'd still consider it.

MollyBloom is fantastic. Couldn't read Joyce's Ulysses in its entirety, but I have played (errrm, for the sake of veracity, so to speak) her monologue. Definitely an option.

Madeleine. It's so many things, yet it's just a name. Meaningful and meaningless. If I were to go by one name, no last name, this would be it.

Morelliana. Very specific reference to a whole universe: Hopscotch. Which is another one I'd like to go by.
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you know i have deep love for "m" names for female. i wanted to name a future daughter a Mel, or japanese name like miyuki, etc
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Aww, I didn't know, Shuggah. :) I noticed the "M"s as well, it wasn't really a choice, funny, huh?

I love Mayumi! Imagine a mini-Nora-Mayumi!! Awwww. Akemi too.
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ohhh mayumi was another, but it is sorta close to yuma, which is the name of my toaster

but i like it, mini-nora-mayumi does have a ring to it
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I have a few that I have gone by on forums in the past...

Skyling
Spectriss/Spectre
58Fury
Or quite possibly... Batman.

I'd probably go with Skyling. I'm more accustomed to it (by virtue of years of useage on a now defunct community forum) than NeuroNeptunian, but I like NeuroNeptunian better.

I kind of miss being Skyling.
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Well, umm, Frosties, maybe? :P

I told someone once that I'd come back as "puddled" but I guess it's too much like dappled. It'd have to be something different from what I've used elsewhere or worlds might collide. I could get away with aasvogel because it's something that's not Google-able. Having said that, while everyone started out being very nice and calling me vogel or vogs, it wasn't long before I became aaswipe.

Off, the top of my head, I'd want something with imagery. dappled is all very well but you can't do much with it (apart from apple, dappy juice, and Dapoeira).

In my mind, it's a toss-up between C3PO, cheesesandwich, and Gengar.
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I hope this thread makes it. :)
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Grrawr! Me too. *whips you with his tail*
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Ohh! You are being naughty again, aren't you? For this to be a fair fight, I'll need a catty name! Joliechatte? Hmm, that is, very fitting for moi! It is, purrrfect. Now I have my own tail and claws to play with. ;)

*Whips you back with her tail* That's just a little taste of your own medicine! =^.^=
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I'm imagining Angelina Jolie in a cat suit with ears and a tail. My eyes have gone swirly! =@.@=

Oh my!

*feeling faint*

*thud*

gr...
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idk, ill have to come back on ideas later, but i like this post, if anyone has suggestions, im all ears!!!!!
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Kawaii!
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hahaha my iin sis, aka spaz said the same thing, but i guess i need to google it, i dont know what it means =/
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KawaiiNot !!!!!! Look this up!!!! NOW!!!
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my mom laughed a lil at it hahaha
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Hahahaha but it's so you! It's "cute gone bad" XD

I crap rainbows. Lol
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Something with a military ring to it.

General Leigh Speaking or maybe
Corporal Punishment.
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Despite me, y'know, saying in my profile... I still don't know what I'd choose. I like "detrevni" though :)

I will now proceed to make accounts with each of the names you all suggested just to spite the community :P


Oh, and I don't mind at all you adapting something in my profile :)
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@: dom180
I really like "detrevni"!
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mine is pretty accurate so i would probably change it to timisagodamongmenallhailhimandhisawesomeawesomeness
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