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I'm in college and have been living with my roommate david for the past 3 years. He's a pretty decent guy, sometimes timid but mostly open to sitting home on Thursdays with me to watch the big bang theory. After he broke of up with his girlfriend a few months ago hes creeping me out. Yesterday morning at around 5 am i walked in on him working out naked to S Club 7's "Bring it all back" the whole room smelled like sh*t and he didn't stop after i walked in. He then started doing some really vulgar stretches making sure to "accidentally" show me his rectum with each exercise position. I left but the next evening i told him to never do something like that again or im leaving and he was very apologetic and embarrassed about it. Then a few weeks later when I had my girlfriend over from some netflix and chill he asked to join us.... during the chill part. He literally walked in while we were in the act in his robe and asked if he could somehow get involved. Disgusted I told him to go away, he did, but then came back later totally naked with both his hands on his c*ck. My girlfriend ran back to her place... again the next evening i scolded him and again he apologies like a crazy person. But the last thing he did recently took the cake. during our annual apartment Christmas party full of friends and family, david came out of his room in the middle of the party dressed as a woman in a miniskirt with no underwear, freaked everyone out by wiggling his thing then took a crap in his hands and threw it everywhere. one even landed in the punch bowl. My mother and father told me i need to move out of this apartment asap, but david has been a really good friend to me through the years, is he beyond repair, how could a bad breakup do this do him.
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Comments (11)
Stop lying.

Fucking shithouse troll.
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Don't listen to these people. He's totally fine lol. It's totally fine
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KingKongDingDong
What was that part about stealing the cake? Otherwise, I fail to see an issue.
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BrodyBS
Prob a troll post, but in all seriousness not that unbelievable, I get the "break up crazies" really bad cause I'm psycho like that, but it's usually just drinking and walking around naked or just being a bitch and crying all day acting like the world is ending, my roommates hate when I date haha. The working out naked at 5 AM is all too real for me lmao. The rest is a little wild. But break up crazies are definitely a real thing.
I've spent a lot of nights sleeping on the front deck. He just needs a good hard hit of reality and some good booze. Get him drunk, kick his ass, somethin' or just give up and kick him out
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scabbymeatcurtiansandarsecheek
Sounds like he needs to pack up and go back to Mexico!
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OMG! What you said there is so racist, but it made me laugh as soon as I read your response so I gave you a thumbs up, dude.
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Move the fuck out ASAP
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@: Cheet0
What do i tell, him? i know he doesn't have many friends and i don't want to hurt his feelings too much.
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I hope this is just a bogus story. You couldn't pay me to live with a guy like your roommate. I personally think someone like that belongs in the nut house, but I'm certainly not adverse to the idea of someone beating the shit out of him. Honestly, a beating would probably just make someone like "David" worse, because he's batshit crazy. I really hope this is a good old fashioned troll story!
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He helped me pay rent in so hard financial times in my life, and I will never forget that, but his behavior is destroying my reputation, what do u tell him to end things?
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Tell him you appreciate everything he did to help you in the past, but you need your space now.
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