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is my toungue germy?

I named my toungue.
his name is yum.
I like to lick EVEYTHING by everything I mean EVEYTHING. pencils eyeballs hair fingers desks worms doo doo carpet fourwheelers noses butts bottoms of shoes. It gives me a HIGH. I feel like i am important and i am on top of the world. It is so fun. 90 percent of my day is licking things. i have never had a gfbf bc they are wierded out by this . am I normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (2)
yuck. lol
do you get sick alot?
You're a dog.