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It isn't rape if they can't say no!
Ok, so I have been working in a mortuary all my life, the night shift. And you know, it gets lonely in there sometimes as you can imagine. It also gets a little creepy, surrounded by dead people and whatnot. There could be ghosties yo!
So one night I decided to alleviate my fear of dem meany ghosties by doing their corpse up the rectal passage! I know, I know, already you think this isn't normal but it isn't even halfway done yet.
Anyway, I got to know all of the John Does and Jane Does real well, if you know what I mean ;). Just the feel of my long warm 19 inch boner pouding that cold dead ass and/or ear canal... so good. Sometimes I get afraid that I'll leave too much evidence. You see, when I’m done pumping their mort cold azz full of my high velocity blast of jyzz, I have to do Crime Scene Cleanup. This means I take a vacuum and shove it all up in their brown tunnel and turn the vacuum on to suck all the skeet out. Kind of reminds me of that time when I was playing Ping Pong in Ding Dang…. But that has nothing to do with this.
That aside, I start getting nervous that someone will find out, and even more, all the dead azzholes were getting too loose and not tightening back up like a living person’s would. So I’m not getting the same pleasure out of it. But I devised a way to get the same pleasure plus a re-tightening azzhole!
What I do is when I go home, I put some chloroform on a cloth and hold it over my wife’s mouth and nose, knocking her unconscious. I then fill up our bathtub with water and ice and throw her sandwich-making self into the tub. Sometimes I’ll skip the chloroform and just force her into the tub kicking and screaming, until I pull out my gun. Then she gets quiet and obedient. So I have her wait in the ice cold water for about four hours, then make her lay completely still on the bed while I make sweet and violent love to her azz. I even do Crime Scene Cleanup after I’ve gotten what I want. This part also requires a gun sometimes.
Is this normal?
So one night I decided to alleviate my fear of dem meany ghosties by doing their corpse up the rectal passage! I know, I know, already you think this isn't normal but it isn't even halfway done yet.
Anyway, I got to know all of the John Does and Jane Does real well, if you know what I mean ;). Just the feel of my long warm 19 inch boner pouding that cold dead ass and/or ear canal... so good. Sometimes I get afraid that I'll leave too much evidence. You see, when I’m done pumping their mort cold azz full of my high velocity blast of jyzz, I have to do Crime Scene Cleanup. This means I take a vacuum and shove it all up in their brown tunnel and turn the vacuum on to suck all the skeet out. Kind of reminds me of that time when I was playing Ping Pong in Ding Dang…. But that has nothing to do with this.
That aside, I start getting nervous that someone will find out, and even more, all the dead azzholes were getting too loose and not tightening back up like a living person’s would. So I’m not getting the same pleasure out of it. But I devised a way to get the same pleasure plus a re-tightening azzhole!
What I do is when I go home, I put some chloroform on a cloth and hold it over my wife’s mouth and nose, knocking her unconscious. I then fill up our bathtub with water and ice and throw her sandwich-making self into the tub. Sometimes I’ll skip the chloroform and just force her into the tub kicking and screaming, until I pull out my gun. Then she gets quiet and obedient. So I have her wait in the ice cold water for about four hours, then make her lay completely still on the bed while I make sweet and violent love to her azz. I even do Crime Scene Cleanup after I’ve gotten what I want. This part also requires a gun sometimes.
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24hourman (7306)
Bullshit liar!
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fitlife_411 (7293)
it was entertaining good job kinda sick mind though you can be a sci fi writer some day with those stories but go bother someone else
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PurpleRabbit (7135)
@: 24hourman
I'll show you how serious I am if you wish. Want to volunteer?
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24hourman (7306)
@: PurpleRabbit
Im gonna git you sucka!
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silence (442)
THat was fake, sick, disturbing, and wrong.
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laprincessa (7553)
you wouldnt be my man your horrifying i think you need to go to a phyciatrist how/eva u spell it but you need to go there your crazyy you sure wouldnt be my man hell no
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Mr.Amazing (7516)
Kill yourself, This is my serious comment. Unless you can fight being a bad person and doing harm. Kill yourself. Its the right thing to do. On Top of that you are an asshole.
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cabinet70 (4440)
why dont you do the pussy as well? Any holes a goal
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littleloulou (25173)
If you're going to continue doing these heinous things, which I find completely wrong, please use a condom. You can contract AIDS as well as other diseases from dead bodies.
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BlondBoiBombshell (25926)
first 99% of this is a lie second dead people sex is wrong ur a bad bad person and a liar
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