The other day I jokingly said that I was gay, and now everyone thinks I am!
I'd never be gay, gays disgust me.
So anyway, nearly everyone I know now honestly believes that I am gay and won't listen when I said it was only a joke..
I want to kill myself now, because there's nothing worth living for if people think that I'm gay.
Is it normal to want this?
That is the most anti gay comment I've ever heard and the best one too. You could have asked them if they got their clothes at walmart but this is better.
You could trick the gays into thinking that you were gay and then when they loves you and they wants to fuck etc etc you can yell at them about you're not gay and use harsh words like assfucker and faggot and fairy etc etc whilst filming the whole thing and putting it up on your website. You could have a whole video diary that is broadcasted to the world (a fucking great podcast if I do say so myself) and score a home run for the real team.
God Speed motherfucker!
You should want to kill yourself because you appear to be surrounded by morons.