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Italy Boot
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6 Comments

I am aroused at the map. It shows Italy as a boot shape and I touch my panis to it.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (6)
That's not normal.
whats a panis?
You have a panis? YAY! Now I can call people trisexuals! Well seeing as you get turned on to a map, I guess it's now quasexual (sp?) getting boners to non-living objects is REALLY fucking weird and you need a phsychologist.
Anonymous
Your gay. It is not neccicaraly the map or the boot shape, it is kinda shaped like a crooked penis. So it is your subconcious lust for penis' that is turning you on.
Your a homosexual
Anonymous
Ha! Look at the state of Georgia. It has a big cock and balls called Florida.
I like to draw map and then dust my wilkins with it.