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Itchy crack
33% Normal
9 Comments

I was lying in bed with my girlfriend and I couldn't sleep, I had an itchy ass crack so I scratched it for a while, then I sniffed my finger, it smelt pretty bad.
So I laughed and stuck my finger in front of my girlfriends nose and rubbed it there, while she screamed. I laughed myself out of bed, then she ran out to wash her self. I got back in bed and fell asleep.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (9)
Good job.
dude wtf is wrong with u..............but that is pretty funny lol
I believe this is a typical dirty sanchez. Normal and funny unless u are the receiver of course.
@: oquenbe
Second his comment
Haha... I must be a pretty gross person but I've done this a few times! My boyfriend hates it! Which makes it all the more fun to do!
Dude your a horrible person omg lamo!!!lamo!!! lamo!!! omg
Ewwwww.
Um, that's just gross.
If you expect het to smell it, you should lick your fimger.