Are You Normal?

Ask your question today!

Home > All Categories > Misc

It's Time Someone Spoke for the Chimps!!
Favorited (undo)
38% Normal
18 Comments

When I heard what this vile woman did to chimpanzees, I was outraged. I think what she did to them should be done back to her.

I'm talking about Jane Goodall. How the fuck would SHE like it if I just come on over to her place, hide behind the potted plant and 'observe' her?? 24/7, watching, waiting for her to accept me as one of her own. I'm not leaving until she does. I'm also going to make her speak MY language, even though I'm the one invading her home. I will rename her "Marge".


IIN to want payback for the chimps? What an insane thing for a person to even think of, let alone do.
Is It Normal?
Next >>
Does this post fit one of these flags? If so, click it! [Off Topic] [Inappropriate] [Best Of] [Vulgar] [Funny] [Fake] [Weird] [Interesting] [Stupid] [Lame] [Messed Up]
Comments (18)
djpatties
8 months ago | pl
Chimpanzees are actually fairly dangerous animals. I had one as a pet for years, and tried to train him to fly around in space instead of me doing it (hey its dangerous, sue me) but then he got lost on some stupid mission and I tried saving him but I got lost in some time warp or something, I dont Tim Burton is a crazy guy. But anyway when I finally landed I found out him and Tim Roth, and Helena Bonham Carter, and even Michael Clark Duncan (RIP) got together and turned into monkeys and were actually pretty damn mean.

I dont know, maybe I should have never left the funky bunch after all.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
5
5
throat_cutter
7 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
All the while I thought she was an albino chimp....
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
3
3
-
Sig_45
7 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
@: throat_cutter
good 1!!
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
AlexAwesome
8 months ago | pl
I... actually agree.
I'm not sure what she did, I don't follow miss Jane's actions, nor do I know who she is but...
People shouldn't invade natural habitats like that.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
westoptic
7 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
Shut the fuck up, she's my hero. She's done so much when it comes to protection of chimps, both in the wild and in captivity, and has provided jobs for indigenous people, as well as raised awareness to the plight of chimpanzees.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
NukeAfricaReturns
7 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
They will die anyway when we nuke Africa it's something sadly that can't be avoided
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
-
OzzytheWizard
7 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: NukeAfricaReturns
Let me guess they kicked you out? So you made a new account? They ended mine too and I had all good votes. This site is not very fair now is it?
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
2
2
-
Just_feed_me_Troll_Meat
7 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: OzzytheWizard
Were you trolling? I like trolling.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
-
OzzytheWizard
7 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: Just_feed_me_Troll_Meat
No I was not. I made well thought out comments. I had much positive feedback and thumbs up and I was only open for two weeks and they shut it down for no apparent reason. Which confused me.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
dirtybirdy
8 months ago | pl
Well I don't think its as bad as you do. It was all in the name of science!! They could have killed her if they wanted to and it would have been justified. For example, that fuckin grizzly 'man'. Now that dude got what was coming to him. Like one of the guys interviewed said, the bears probably thought he was retarded or something. hahahahaha!!
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
Sig_45
8 months ago | pl
the chimps told me they don't need u to speak for them bitch they want u to get them 1,263,765 gallons of bannana milk from 7/11! so the damn chimp baby's will stop crying! shiiet!
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
FocoUS
8 months ago | pl
I thought she had a good relationship with the chimps. And she did learn chimp calls. And she's kinda a respected scientist.

Are you trolling? I mean she didn't take the chimps out of their environment and put them in cages. And I don't see you whining about zoos.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
-
Anonymous Poll Creator
8 months ago | pl
@: FocoUS
I think they should have been left alone. Protect their environment from afar without disturbing them, don't go in there fucking with them. She did and didn't have a good relationship with them, all of them treated her differently. She had to be taken out of there eventually when one male became a continuous violent threat to her.

I do hate zoos, but saw no need to mention it here. It's somewhat related but really a whole different post.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
-
Devyn
8 months ago | pl
@: Anonymous
This sort of thing, and zoos raise public awareness of the plight of endangered species and increase our knowledge of them. Both of these things are useful tools for conservation.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
2
2
Sig_45
8 months ago | pl
@focoUS
lol by trolling u mean poppin a tab n a Molly at the same damn time!!
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
Avant-Garde
8 months ago | pl
Miss Goodall aside, I don't agree with people coming and sticking their nose in animals habits in general. We all know that once they learn what they deem fit, they'll capture them and stick them in zoos! It makes me sick!
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
blackalica
8 months ago | pl
I don't think the monkey gives a shit. So you should give him one.......shit.
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1
loopoo
7 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
People have no respect for animals anymore, it fucking disgusts me
Comment Hidden (show)
Report
Reply
1
1

Sorry, you need to be signed in to comment.

Click here to sign in or register.

Check out these other IIN posts or create your own: