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Jackig Off

Okay... I jack off regularly and I want to do something different. Like, I want to hump something that feels real. Any suggestions?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (9)
Maybe get a girlfriend and go from there. What do you think is this a possibility?
If no women is available then I guess go buy a pocket pussy.
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get a fleshlight, i hear they are pretty close to the real thing, the only drawback is that your can't have a hot chicks pussy juice and saliva in your mouth
Go get a boyfriend. You are obviously gay!
Try wanking whilst wearing a pair of thick rubber gloves.
a door handel, or dot123
Get your dog better!
try toys or get a girl or use your other hand it realy feels different