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jam lick
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ever since i was 13 years old i have smeared strawberry jam all over my erect penis and balls, i then force my pet jack russel to lick it all off. Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (11)
Anonymous
2006-03-30 16:46:23
I hope your dog bites you next time.
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magnum2 (771)
2006-03-31 06:45:40
yer dumb. and no.
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Ironsufficient (943)
2006-03-31 09:50:12
Completely normal.
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table (258)
2006-04-02 04:06:52
I heard bacon fat works too.
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-04-04 13:20:22
god another person does this god thats great i think we should met up. and do it together. i how ever use a fucking great big boxer he sure loves my S P U N K
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METHOSjr. (83)
2006-04-04 16:29:34
Boiling water also works. Pets love to drink water.
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happyhermithouse (1551)
2006-04-05 03:22:51
@: METHOSjr.
i think boiling water is a great idea, if you wanna burn your balls off
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table (258)
2006-04-06 02:00:42
@: happyhermithouse
Yes, hermit, that was the joke. Well done, have a cookie.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2006-05-05 22:37:40
Hermit is verry astute.

Boiling water is also good to drink. It tastes like Sugarry Hell. (that is a type of shitty wine)
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RacerOfAll (2790)
2006-07-17 15:15:19
What's with people and this really strange fetishes?
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prettygirl16/f/uk. (3075)
2006-08-03 12:52:00
u r sad hot oil would be good for u not the dog
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