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Jedi Wank
hi my name is mark w, and i like to have my wife give me a jedi wank.
here's how it goes: when they are wanking you off, just as you are about to cum, get the girl to grab on your balls (not to hard) and yank them down (again, not too hard mind) and your cum will *shoot* up into the air like a stream from a supersoaker!
the same action can be seen when lightsabers are activated in the star wars movies, and they go "VOOMMM!" and shoot upwards real quick!
i like to do this with the music of the dark side playing, and whilst making my wife, kerrie, wear a darth vader voice changer helmet and washing up gloves whilst going: "I AM YOUR FATHER!", then i look down at my stumpy wrist (I hide my hand in my sleeve) and go "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
are we normal?
we work in a comic book store, it's "Ace", so if you want to try the Jedi wank, let us know with the secret passwords - kerrie is a jedi wanker - and we will give you a whopping 5% discount (when you spend in the triple figures!)
is this normal?
here's how it goes: when they are wanking you off, just as you are about to cum, get the girl to grab on your balls (not to hard) and yank them down (again, not too hard mind) and your cum will *shoot* up into the air like a stream from a supersoaker!
the same action can be seen when lightsabers are activated in the star wars movies, and they go "VOOMMM!" and shoot upwards real quick!
i like to do this with the music of the dark side playing, and whilst making my wife, kerrie, wear a darth vader voice changer helmet and washing up gloves whilst going: "I AM YOUR FATHER!", then i look down at my stumpy wrist (I hide my hand in my sleeve) and go "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
are we normal?
we work in a comic book store, it's "Ace", so if you want to try the Jedi wank, let us know with the secret passwords - kerrie is a jedi wanker - and we will give you a whopping 5% discount (when you spend in the triple figures!)
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Comments (7)
Anonymous
Big deal. . . that's nothin' new, folks have been doing that since 1977 !
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plasma (2395)
@: Anonymous
makes me ashamed to liking star wars. That's just retarded.
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playa (2332)
me n my girl did this last night but i shot her in the eye! is there any tips on aimin?
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BilyBob (4076)
how does she give you head while wearing a voice changer?
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JoeMcMannus (3751)
Whats the addy to the store!!!
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itsnotme!!! (4251)
so this is like thesupernerds fantasy , wait , you have a girlfriend? holy shit!
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cabinet70 (4440)
May the force be with you
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