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Jerboa

The Jerboa is in threat of extinction. Do you think we should protect it? It is found in the Scobie desert in Mongolia and China only.

The long-eared jerboa (Euchoreutes naso) is a jumping rodent whose legs are specially adapted for jumping like a kangaroo and is easily recognised by ears which are about a third bigger than its head.

It is a primarily nocturnal insect-eating animal which spends its daylight hours in underground tunnels.

I want one for Christmas so if there are any generous IIN'ers....
Do you think it's normal?
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You should worry about important things like NlGGERS extinction

But the case here is different.. We want them to EXTINCT.
Damn. Now you've got me wanting one; they are incredibly cute little rascals. And they live longer than rats and mice: about five years.

But you should do more reading. They also live in the U.S. It may be that they were imported; I'm not sure of that. But apparently, they may be had as pets, though it sounds like you'd have an easier time getting one if you're in Europe or the U.K. (Perhaps you'd also like one of my lovely cats in your stocking?)
@: JanIAm
Well, maybe they only live in the WILD in the Gobo desert! I dunno. Pets can be had anywhere if you are prepared to pay I guess, but in their natural habitat they are on the RED LIST!
Pussies in my stockings! God dam it woman, I'll get ladders!!!!
@: nearly
Is it like a normal gerbil can you stick it up your arse I bet nearly breeds nthe fuckin things