jesus was gay

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its a commonly held idea,

J Richards suggested that Mark 7:14-16 shows that Jesus approves of homosexual acts. The critical phrase reads: "There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him..."

In the full version of mark after verse 34 It discusses how a young man, naked but for a linen covering, expressed his love for Jesus and stayed with him at his place all night.

some would argue that because the bible will often refer to sex and yet there is noting about jesuses sexuality that by its silence it would imply he was gay.

However it could be that he was completely unsexual...

Yeah, I think Jesus was antisexual.

The word you two are looking for is "asexual".

Mary Magdalene, 'nuff said

he was so gay... He probably had issues with his parents.

man imagine what would happen when he came out the closet to his dad! He'd probably kill him!
wait a minute...

Oh! He was getting it on with Mary Magdeline! She was a woman he spent a lot of time with! She was there at the cross, it was she who first saw him resurrected. Yup! Jesus and Mary Maggie!

Sooner or later I was going to have to comment on this idiotic story. First of all, Jesus was NOT gay. All the biblical references you just made are completely taken out of context. To start off yes, all of Jesus' disciples are males. So what? That doesn't prove anything. The fact that one of his disciples rests his head on his chest also doesn't mean a thing. It's just a sign of friendly affection. When the chief priests accused Jesus of "perverting the nation", what they obviously meant is perverting th nation with "blasphemous" ideas, such as him being the son of God. Jesus was a hetrosexual. Actually he was more asexual than anything. He was a virgin. He was pure. About Mary Magdalene, she was nothing but a prostitute. A disease-spreading whore. Yes, she was at the crusifiction. So what? Remember people, The Da Vinci Code is fictional. It says so right on the cover of the book. Don't take those ideas (which are made up and have no proof) so literally.

UHHHH....the reason he said it was fictional at the beginning was to protect the decendants of Jesus!

ok whoever agrees with the opinion that jesus was gay is retarded. I hope the people that agreed realize that Jesus died for us and that he was the son of GOD the creator of man so basically youre saying if jesus was gay then so is every other man

Jesus was a flaming homo =D

and just how the hell would you know he wasn't gay? im not saying he was but to outright say he wasn't just because you KNOW is bull shit

Presenting an idea without any facts or proof to base it on is bullshit. Coming up with a random idea like, "Jesus is gay", is very idiotic and insults around 2 billion people's religion (Christianity). Next time you want to state a 'fact' or even an 'idea', first try having some good background information or the source where you've got it from. The person who posted the original story had some biblibal quotes, which is good if they actually make sence and aren't used out of context. Next time you want to agree, support or even achknowledge the person's 'freedom of speech', try recognising who it affects.

Being "gay" is a totally controllable sexual deviation. If by gay you meant he had relations with men, then I wouldn't doubt it. Animals could also be added to the list.

That was such a great argument you came up with, and the facts you state are very clear. You wouldn't doubt he was gay? And he had sex with animals too? Oh, thank you for your very anti-religious words. You sir are the 'anti-christ'. Tell me though, where did you get animals from? Or did you just pull it out of your ass? Well, next time you say something as stupid as your last remark, try making it sound logical and reasonable.

Actually that post was just to mess with you. Of course I have no idea what his sexual habits were. Who cares?

You are just such an easy target, spouting your fiery sermons and condemnations. And I am only anti your ch**st, my fanatical friend.

You say the idea of Jesus being gay is ridiculous because there is no evidence to back it up. Then surely the statement "Jesus was straight" is equally stupid because there is no evidence to back up this 'fact'.
And how does this comment affect you anyway? reffering to - "Try recognising who it affects"
If it was proved Jesus was gay would it change your beliefs? Would you resort to crying your sad little eyes out on to your "WWJD?" pillow at night?

Actually, Jesus was straight. There is biblical evidence to back it up. Throughout the bible, Jesus remained sin-free. He didn't sin once. Now, it also says in the bible that homosexuality was a sin. So, if Jesus was a homosexual, that means he has sinned. Which means he is not as perfect as we anticipated, and points out that he was not really God after all. Knowing that, it would definately change my beliefs, since Christianity is based on the teachings of Jesus Christ. And I'm sure every night you have to resort to crying on your WWHD (What Would Hitler Do) pillow.

Ok.... 1st of all nothing i said backs up and kind of nazi belifs which makes u a bit of a twat. 2nd, Why would i have to cry when nothing you said would affect me, making you seem a bigger twat than first anticipated.
Now clearly you thought turning my joke around there would make you seem quite funny, problem of course being that there was absoloutly no context meaning that it was pretty stupid.

Therefore making you a twat.

First of all, I would like to congradulate you on the use of the word 'twat'. You provided many variations.
Try coming up with a better 'diss' than 'twat'. In all honesty, I seriously didn't know that comment from before was actually a joke. I thought of it as one of your random, idiotic sentences that you constantly say. The 'joke' I allegedly turned around on you wasn't a joke at all. I actually thought you had a WWHD pellow. I never intended to make the pellow "joke" a nazi comment. But now that I think of it, I guess you are kind of a nazi.

I am a nazi you say? So i'm a member of the National Socialist political party. Hmm, talking bullshit methinks. And if the PILLOW (note the I) thing wasn't a joke are you saying you actually have a WWJD pillow? *muffled titters and gaffaws*

Hitler killed gays you know.

Who you calling a nazi?

The nazi party was religiously ch**stian and strongly supported by the lutheran ch*rch.

Why would I care? I'm Roman Catholic, not lutheran. N'or am I a protestant.

I'm gay and don't even believe what you posted. Do you even know the history of the whole "Jesus is gay" story? It was thought up by militant gay activist in an attempt to create propaganda for the gay rights movement. Not to mention to tick off the right wing Christians. There is absolutely no historic evidence of this claim, other than observations made by what's in the bible that can be left up to interpretation. The same interpretations that the gay community dismisses when the right wing conservatives use passages from the bible.

"Actually, Jesus was straight. There is biblical evidence to back it up. Throughout the bible, Jesus remained sin-free. He didn't sin once. Now, it also says in the bible that homosexuality was a sin. So, if Jesus was a homosexual, that means he has sinned. Which means he is not as perfect as we anticipated, and points out that he was not really God after all. Knowing that, it would definately change my beliefs, since Christianity is based on the teachings of Jesus Christ. And I'm sure every night you have to resort to crying on your WWHD (What Would Hitler Do) pillow."

Yes, yes the bible does say that. It also says that disobediant children should be stoned to death, it's okay to sell your daughter into slavery, that a man with long hair is shameful, and that you should kill all who work on the sabbath. Do you follow those rules?

noface25-As I stated in my other posts, you know nothing about the bible. Give me some biblical verses and maybe, just maybe I'll believe you. Do I follow those rules? What rules? You just made all of those things up.

John_Doe:

This discussion is going on in a different thread.

Mary of Magdelene (sp?) was forgiven, wasn't she?

Why are you lot so strongly against Jesus being a gay, I belive he is. Maybe you yourselves are homophobic

Why are you so strongly against him being straight. You dirty heterophobe....

Oh and by the way for those dumbasses that do not know take note : just because someone chooses to stay a virgin doesn't make him a homo. Not all bachelors are gay you know. Thats all. Peace!

Ohhh Peace! Maybe We will meet in hell!

This is for all the people that said that Jesus Christ is gay:Don't worry you'll get your punishment in the end.Just wait and see on judgement day.

JESUS IS GOD! THE REASON JESUS WAS ASEXUAL WAS BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HIS OWN CREATION!

THE BIBLE SAYS THAT GAYS WILL BURN IN HELL!

THIS IS DISGUSTING HOW YOU CAN SUGGEST THIS, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU! GOD BLESS.

Jesus was a lesbian.... Mary Maggy was his lover so technically gay i suppose....... his beard was false and that bulge at the front, it was a strap on..... that's why Jesus was always seen in the company of men...... come on guys who can resist 2 lessers rolling around in a bit of mud........

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tbh, y shood peepl be sent to hell for trying 2 understand christ instead of blindedly following him. and for all we know hell may not exist, it could be the first ever piece of properganda used! isnt tht something! and also i dnt know why you have such a problem with the idea that jesus was gay, would that affect your belief? remember "love your neighbour" or is this twisting the words of the bible? if i was to be honest some of the things in the bible i disagree with, and who knows if jesus was gay? tbh i don't care. neither should u. got that cunts? FUCK that was a long essay

rchp -- How would that affect our beliefs? Are you joking? Okay, according to the bible, homosexuality is a sin. And also according to the bible, Jesus Christ never sinned. So that basically contradicts eachother. Oh, and there's no evidence that shows that Jesus was in fact gay. Whether he was asexual or hetrosexual, he still nonetheless never had sex with anybody, n'or had the desire to.

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THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO EYEAYE!!!YOU SAY SOMETHIN LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU'LL BE WEARIN' AN IRON LUNG WHEN IM THROUGH WITH YOU!!!!YOU LITTLE @#$%^*%&^#%$#@^%&$%^!!!!!!!!!!

HOWIE!!!YOUR LEGS ARE GONNA BE COMIN' OUT THROUGH YOUR MOUTH IF YOU KEEP TALKIN!!!

RHCP123!!!YOUR EYEBALLS WILL BE COMIN OUT OF YOUR ASS IF YOU KEEP TALKIN!!!!

ALL OF YOU WHO ARE SAYIN' HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT JESUS CAN LOOK FORWARD TO A SLOW HUMILIATING AND EXTREMELY PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!!!

Preacher-man, you are SO fucking cool. You get a hardon writin that hot fuckin turdspeak? I know quite a few queer masos who'd be queueing up for your painful ministry. Trust me. I'm a pervert.

hey retard, know the definition of gay. have sexual relations with another person of the same sex. did Jesus do this? did he want to do this? let me tell you the answer as you may not figure it out.
No.

People remeber this though jesus was human he was also god, and his focus was not on sexual actions but on god and helpin other and ohh yeah dont take the bible literally ever thing has been rewrote and changed very little is actually true just general things like there probably was a major flood, a guy named moasis and jesus did live but behond that who knows the earth was not creaed as in the first book

I think whoever wrote this post is a f*cking retard, and needs help from God.

ok number 1. i did not say anything shit about jesus
number 2. i am a christian on the agnostic side, still nt 100% sure of my faith, abd then peeps like u come along and say shit, U SIR will be going 2 hell preacher (btw, nice "$£%^%^$%" action, i enjoyed tht, kept my reading seatbelt tight and ecure)

and number 3. U R A CUNT

Oh go commit suicide, u little boy pounding priest.

cmon, jesus must have had sex, i mean the bible cant ALL be wot jesus did ALL THE TIME, he probably jacked off a few, i mean, how annoying wood it be if an author was folowing u around claiming that u were the son of god.

rhcp123, your're fighting a losing battle

If anyone wants to get right down to the brass facts, no one knows anything that can be proven to be true or false. Most all the information in the bible is written by people who had no idea what science was about or technology. All the miracles were probably and more then likely explanable if they had happened in our time. There are no records written by Jesus himself or herself. No one knows for sure if Jesus was male or female. No one knows for sure, by factual accounts that can be proven that anything said that Jesus did was true. No one knows for sure if Jesus was white, black, Indian, Iragi, jewish, italian or any other race. Just because you reasd it is a bible does not mean it is actually true. the bible has beenproven to be the biggest science fiction book ever written. Not that I do not beleive in a heavenly father, someone or something had to create us but that still does not mean all the accounts in the bible are true or even if there was a person name Jesus who was the son of god. I for one b elieve we were created by a race of people who were living on this planet way back before records were even kept that we could understand. It has been said and with a little proof to boot that man was created by a race from another planet who arrived here to mione theore on earth and they created man to be their workers. So, all think for yourself what you all want to beleive, that is everyone privilege in this country ior it was suppose to be years ago.

thanks for reading,
Prove_it

Everybody needs to shut the fuck up, because it doesn't matter if he was gay or straight because it would have no impact on anything