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Jimmy Page
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Virtue2020 here,

some people have been wondering if i am the real jimmy page, yes i am, i am the old guitarest for led zeppelin, i used to be a drug addict, and to keep the temtation from doing them i again i use this site as a hobby, Me and robert plant are thinking about starting a led zeppelin reunion tour, so if u like led zeppelin keep an i out ;-)
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Comments (33)
@: stargirl

thank you
I only have 2 questions?If your the real Jimmy Paige why didnt you spell it correctly, 2nd what are the names of the first 4 Zepplin albums?
Dont get me wrong,I love LZ especially No Quarter.
My bad. Perfect was never on any of my resume's.
But I will double check.
phsyco DJ i know how to spell my own name thank you, its
James Patrick Page

and the first 4 zeppelin albums dont have names, its zeppelinI zeppelinII zeppelinIII
and Zeppelin IV
Sorry ,just allot of full of sh_t people around here.You are absolutely correct.I'm not worthy.Rock-n-Roll 4 ever.
Dont sweat it.
Whats the chances of booking you guys at a small pub in central Florida?It would be great for publicity, dont ya think?
@ phsyco dj, very slim, were not even a band anymore, we just called eachother up and started practicing in the studio, were still thinking whether we are even going to do the reunion tour, if we do the reunoin tour there will definetly be a concert in florida, John Bonham's son is drumming for us, Jason.
I figured as much.Sorry for the offense,none was intended.Isn't Jason still the lead man of the band Bonham? By the way ,You have some of the best album art I have ever seen and as for Zepplin II ,when i used to smoke,some parts of Heartbreaker truly freaked me out.Kudos to you and yours.
If you dont mind, tell Mr Plant that his new solo album was very enjoyable.
lol the solo i did in heart breaker, you know how all the music stops playing? well that was when we were just mesing around, and i was pretty stoned while we were doin that, and when all the music stopped it was supposed to be the end of the song, but i kept playing, and Robert was like "i got an idea" and thats how we got the solo. if u want to hear me during one of my interviews copy this really long link, i dont look anything like i used to, now im fat lol




http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://home.att.net/~chuckayoub/jimmy_page-pic.jpg&imgrefurl=http://home.att.net/~chuckayoub/Led_Zeppelin_Sound_1.htm&h=459&w=345&sz=24&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=XpFh7_uzVROS3M:&tbnh=128&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djimmy%2Bpage%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den
The stereophonics for the time,68 I think, were awsome.Stoned,headphones,weird lights,what more could you want?As for your movie,i never quite caught the jist of it.As for being fat,that just means you eat well and arent on the crap anymore.Thats a good thing.Im not sure if i have the year correct but as you know "The Song Remains the Same"
"not on stuff" lol, i dont do heroin, but every now and then, note i said every now and then, i smoke some weed, but no more heavy stuff
I didnt say anything about Heroin.I got a tetnus shot last year and i wasnt happy about it.Needles scare the crap out of me.I have never even eaten a mushroom.A joint and a twelve pack and I'm happy.And still "The Song Remains the Same".
hahahahaha jimmypage, is freakin awsome, w00t you should come over to my house and show me some guitar techniques
How gay.
I like led zeppelin but even if this was jimmy page then so fcukin what...check out the way everyone is trying to lick his a55.. Like he's gonna share some riches with you or come and do a solo for you at your birthday or something.. All famous musicians are cunts.
jimmy page, you're a cunt.
I agree, I cannot stand ass kissers they make me so sick. Anyone who gets down on someones balls like that just needs to stck a fire hose up their ass and let it flow.
lol...bunch of fcukin brown nosed fcukers...jimmy page was and is a great guitarist but it stops there...no more ballsucking from these people..it's not even him, just some crazed fan with long hair and a bad odour.. My favourite song from led zep is achilles last stand...fcukin sh1t hot tune.
Hey Chris, I will give anybody the benefit of the doubt at least once.That does not make me an ass kisser.How do any of us know for real if you are really you, if I am I, or if this person is or is not the real Jimmy Page.If he is then I would consider it a privlege to speak to him.If he was not,then you know the old saying.Screw me once shame on you,Screw me twice shame on me.
As for you spam, you probably wouldnt know your own family if they hit you in the head.Anyway, ChrisUfc may get along with you.That is his right and decision.It doesnt mean i have too!A little advice from someone that has probably been around longer than you,Try shutting your mouth and opening your mind a little.You might be pleasently surprised by the outcome.No dissrespect intended at all.Peace!
shut your stupid fcukin mouth and stop typing sh1t...You're just a gulible b@stard who "opens his mind" to crap...It's obviously not jimmy page and you're obviously a mong.

Don't make any further comments on me, it just makes you look like a tw@t who's out to wind people up...I don't wind people up i simply tell them how it is..

You think you have it sussed, as for being around longer than me...so fcukin what if you have been....hmmm, let me just go and check your age on your profile...

to be continued.....
Bla Bla Bla.
right...no info on your profile which obviously means you're a big fat paedophile..

Now fcuk off back behind your hiding door...
I fcukin hate bouncers..fat pieces of sh1t..
Why is it that almost everyone hates bouncers ?
I'll tell you why..because they're all chicken sh1ts unless they're backed up by another three of their fat friends..

Fcukin drop dead.
Whats your problem?I was just stating my opinion.If little immature A_holes like you dont like it, all i can tell you is to log off because i wont.As for your misspelled pedophile comment,you only say that because your keyboard gives you balls you really dont have.
What do you want to know?
where thfcuk did i mispell paedophile ? or anything else for that matter you fat fcuk.

I don't hide behind my computer, i would gladly show my face to you but then you'd probably hide behind your faggy bouncer friends.

fcukin die.
your wife is fat and so are you. dickhead.
YOU ROCK. 1oo1
yeah right. I love Zeppelin, but you are probably an impersonator. good try though!
Hey! Jimmy Page!

It's me, Mick Jagger! Yeah, I'm the real Mick Jagger. I'm so fucking famous that I have nothing better to do than hang around on some hapless fucking web site with a bunch of teeny-boppers.

Hey, I'll be anybody's friend and I'll come over to their house and play and sing for them. We can go shopping together, ball games, hang out, drink, shoot up marijuana, smoke some LSD and do heroin via penile insertion and be best buds.

Will you people PLEASE wake up?