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whenever i jack off and i'm just about to jizz all over the place I stop frm fear of making a mess. is it normal
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Anonymous
2006-07-16 08:51:12
Do it in the shower, then you can hose down the joint after you are done.
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dalli (2751)
2006-07-16 15:23:14
nho yew mest sheg chikin!!!1 dalli. tehn yoo cen ett tehm ond fhin teh cremmy chentre!!!
DALLI DALLI DALLI DALLI DALLI MALLI PUDDI GAULLIERE DALLI ANNI CHUNDI!
dat iz whot i tihnk ovf yu nhon - chikin shegger!
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Bob17 (1154)
2006-07-16 15:25:42
The chicken thing and the bad spelling isn't funny by the way, it never was. Might as well cut it out, you're just comming across as an unfunny twat.
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smartpatrol (2293)
2006-07-16 20:21:26
I have heard that this method is used by some African tribes and will make your cock bigger but you will have to release it sometime. Im surprised it doesnt dribble out later anyway
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-07-17 18:04:45
@: smartpatrol
now wen i am about to jizz i dont stop it but it dosnt come out. and i cant do it in the shower for some reason i have tried. it fells good on the couch
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fugnug (2843)
2006-07-28 22:35:40
Quote: "nho yew mest sheg chikin!!!
I goto a mental illness chatroom, healthyplace.com, because I have schizophrenia... and there are alot of people there like you, dalli, who type like children. they have DID(Dissociative Identity Disorder).. it's also known as MPD(Multiple Personality Disorder).. you should go see a psychiatrist, and see if you don't have that. there is help
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barbco196 (3607)
2006-09-05 15:23:16
Say it with me...T-O-W-E-L...Good, Now go get one and use it!!
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Oracle (6586)
2007-04-08 20:05:31
Lots of ppl r worried about this. Try doing it in a shower or cover ure penis with a tissue
Peace Out
Oracle
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