KARMA INDEED

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I was 11. I broke up with this boy for kissing his ex, dated another for 2 days, broke up with him for his friend and broke up with his friend after 15 minutes because I felt guilty. 4 asked me out and broke up with me because he remembered he had a girlfriend after 15 minutes. I asked 5 on V-day and of course, he said yes. I was 12 and he was 19. Cool eh? I liked his voice and my motive was to make a girl jealous and it worked. I broke that off after 2 months because he graduated. I was chased by 6 and broke it off on my B-day because he grossed me out by planting an unexpected kiss a few days before. Had to break it off with 7 because I found out he had another girlfriend after 2 days. 8 was fate turned into a mistake. We dated 4 days. I broke up with him for his friend to test him. It worked and I broke up with 9 after 4 days to go back with 8. I was dumped in silence. We never spoke after that. Damn, why can’t I make a mistake? 10 was supposed to ask me, but chickened out so I assumed we were. It was okay, but had to break up with him after 4 months or so because his mother was too controlling. I let 7 feel me up for drugs and never got them. 11 was this dude I wanted, but didn’t get him until a year later. I knew he wanted to make an ex jealous, but I wanted a date for the prom, so we used each other. The flavor was bland. Incase he did cheat; I grabbed 10 and planted a nice long hard kiss on his lips. Does that count? 12 was cool! We just became and ended, poof like that! He was a womanizer anyway, so does it mean anything that we had our fun at the end of the year? The most popular guy whom I wanted for 3 years played with me, but he sucked. I let 11 and 12 suck my nipple at the same time and Mr. Popular happened with 12 also. I told 13 I want to use him to get a girlfriend jealous and he agreed. She learned of us and I felt guilty, so I ended it after 15 minutes. 14 was a friend off and on. He and I started dating and he left me in silence after 8 days to go back to his girlfriend. Jealousy was the motivator for him and it worked. 15 was a summer fling that sort of just happened. He made up one day with a poem, chocolates and a real rose! I was impressed! It was over the next day I was so confused. He wanted to fulfill a fantasy of mine. A month or so later, he happened to be drunk because we all partied, but he still ate me out in an elevator on his knees. Does this count? 16 was engaged, but I stole him and was proud of it. We were both torn. It ended in disaster after 13 months. 17 just sort of happened because we both rebounded. After 13 months, CRASH! Out of 17 guys, I asked out4, 5 just sort of happened and 8 asked me out. Is it normal for an 11 to 22 year old to experience that much irony in dating? Is it normal to start at 11? Do the 15 minute, Mr. Popular and/or 2 day ones count?

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