Okay, this is really weird but i have a group of friends who recently revealed they keep their fecal waste in glass jars and meet every week to compare their "work". I was asked to participate but don't know how to say "no" without hurting their feelings.
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YOUR FUCKIN JOKES!
Wait, I hope you're kidding....
I don't even know what to say to you.
No witty remarks are coming. (This could be because I recently hit my head on a sharp table edge)All I can say is that you better get some knew friends, cause the ones you have are fucked up.
doubleDtittys, you sound like a moron but you made it twice as funny. Good work.
Seriously, feces in jars? I've heard some weird stuff, but that's just... wow.
you only live once ;)
.. AWESOME.
Ok I understand if these people are health nuts and they like to do colon cleansing and the like, or if they're trying to research their digestive patterns.
But if its just for fun? Then they have a twisted sense of pleasure.,
Masturbate together??
Weirdos.!!
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People can be so strange these days..
Just imagine the smell in their rooms.... but aaany-who looking at your poopoo can actually be very useful in determining illness like bowel cancer or other things like "you need more iron in your diet" lol
its unlikely they will be offended if you said no anyway
good luck :)
Look, if you can't say NO to such a simple request, then how are you gonna make it out there? Just utter the word NO, and take it from there.
You need to be a NO-sayer.
I think you are kidding, but good post!
if your a grown ass adult and ur poopin in a jar just to compare i mean come on! u can poop in the toilet and take a picture of it and picturesend it to your friend instead of all that mess!
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL THEM NO!!!! IF IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS, THEN GOOD B/C THEY NEED SERIOUS MENTAL HELP. DO YOU WANT TO DIE OF SOME NASTY DISEASE???
AND SO fucked up.
that is so desgusting!
ROFL.
EWWWWWWW
wtf is up with people these days..
but meeting up weekly to discuss it !
now thats just sick man.
There very well may be valid reasons for keeping and studying ones feces, but to compare them with other peoples' poop for fun does not sound like a very valid reason to be considered "normal".
However, it is still much preferred to your friends pooping on each other :)
not normal.
get new friends.
I
go for some good friends...
Stop hanging with them.
Please Seek Help
Weird Behaviours Like This Need To Be Stopped
And I think they may actually be yanking your chain, UNLESS you actually saw it for yourself?!
Time for some NEW FRIENDS!
you have to be kidding because to contemplate that comparing feces in glass jars was normal you would have to be twisted.
And when he tells you to clean it up , go im not your friend anymore and leave him forever :D
ya but thts not normal thts just creepy and unsanitary u need new friends just tell em oh fuck no XD
..or so I hope
Let's just say I'd rather I be a post about faces.
b) your friends are just kidding with you, because you are naive.
That would be my instinctive reaction xD
But srsly thats freaky shitt.. Get is? Shitt? LOLZ, anyway a serious answer:
You should say this: 'I'm sorry guys but this isn't my kind of thing...' Then pull up your shoulders innocently. Yeah, that would do the trick.
THAT IS BULLSHIT. IN A JAR. COMPARING EVERY WEEK. NOT NORMAL IN THE SLIGHTEST.
But yeah they're probably trying to prank u or something.
Lest we bleed ourselves
Save for the pets
They're the loneliest
Put into jars
We'll save this earth
Put into jars
We'll save this earth
Save into jars.
Politely decline the poopy show and tell. And then... blackmail the fuck out of the little turd hoarders!
step two take a shit in the jar
step three make her open the jar
its my shit in a jar!
They seriously need help and to be on the safe side, I suggest staying the FUCK AWAY FROM THEM!!!!'
a) Where did you find these retarded fucks
b) Why the fuck aren't you running like hell
No, it's not normal at all.
FREAK!
It is easier to compare shit on 'rate my poo' though...
JUST SAY NO. They're talking about playing show n' tell with SHIT!
EW.
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
I'm not saying I haven't done weird shit before, so I guess I hold my hand up a bit for being a hypocrite, but keeping turd in jars and comparing their "work"? It sounds like a hobby to them the way you describe it. What are they, turd scientists? The closest correct definition I could think of is a proctologist, but even their expertize don't involve turds. Simply put, your friends are not normal and I am laughing at this story and amazed why you even met them in the first place and wonder why you even considered their feelings. Call me OTT but the first thing I'd do is run. I wouldn't say anything. Just run.
To trick you into doing it lol
And thet probably already know you don't like by the way you probably reacted when they told you :P
I agree with:
"summerrose15
DO ITTTTT!
you only live once ;) "