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Kinky kurt
26% Normal
9 Comments

Hello, my name is Posé.
I got some special' habits when it comes to mastrubating.
I like to shove bananas up my ass and twist it around up there, and when I'm done I'll eat it.
Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (9)
Of course this is normal. You are only eating the innards and not the peel. I do the same all the time ^^ Do you get that special feeling as well?
I would rather like to say thats nothing is normal, everybody is special in their own ways
are you a gorilla ? do gorillas masturbate ? i like cake.
instead of using bananas, you should use star fruit, or boiled pears!
yuck m8 da is ratty n reli wrong lol
Thats a good way to eat bannanas...

It warms it up, and there's free fudge.
um, ok then, wierdddddddo.
id rather use a dildo and just eat the banana you fagot shit stabing raging homa fobe
No, it's not normal.

Putting things inside your anus is okay in theory. If you didn't enjoy the sensation of something inside your anus rubbing against your prostate it would mean you have something very badly wrong with your prostate.

Putting bananas in your anus is just plain dangerous. The wall of your anus is very thin and could easily be damaged by something like a banana. If your anus started to bleed you could get a serious infection that would be difficult to treat.

Eating the banana afterwards puts you at risk of introducing bacteria from your anus into your mouth. I feel ill just thinking about it.

Basically, buy a dildo or a vibrator and use plenty of lube. Don't use bananas as sex toys. And definitely don't put anything that's been in your anus in your mouth!