I was talking with him, and we will fool around, telling eachother to suck eachothers dick. But I mean, like you know when someone is mad at you and tell you to suck their dick?
That is basically what happened. Except, when I said okay, he said no, that was gay, so he let me kiss it
Sounds pretty gay to me. anyway this is how you get your man because you are obviously attracted to him so when he's ogling some hot chick slowly grab his left butt cheek, then slowly move to his balls and fondle him. If he doesn't attempt to beat the shit out of you you have a new convert and can allow him to take you in the ass.
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That is basically what happened. Except, when I said okay, he said no, that was gay, so he let me kiss it
:o
I hope you are now aware that you are officially his bitch. You will now have to follow him around with your finger tucked into one of his belt hoops.