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Lamb and Lynx Gaede
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Has anyone out there heard of Lamb and Lynx Gaude from the white pride band Prussian Blue. They are twins blonde haired blue eyed little darlings. Look Here http://prussianblue.net/
My problem is I am a 45yo man and I am deeply in love with thes cutieis. I think about them 24 hours a day and when I listen to their music I get a hardon and I feel like they are right next to me and singing just for me their special man. Recently I have been printing pictures of them and taking them to bed with me. I kiss the pictures full on the lips while rubbing my tiny dicky on the sheets until I erupt inside them Vesuvious. Sometimes I cut holes in the pictures near their vagina parts and have sex with them and take them right over the brink I feel guilty and ashamed after this. Is this normal please help me
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Anonymous
You should be ashamed. No matter how stupid those girls beliefs are, the fact is they are 13 years old, and that makes you a PEDOPHILE!
You may be right I dont know but try as hard as I can I cannot supress these feelings. Just last night I dreamed I was a big nigger called Tray and Lamb and Lynx were standing over spitting and pissing on me and calling me names like Jigaboo Porch Monkey and one of them said if I had played in the sandpit when I was a baby the cat would have tried to bury me and that would be one less fucking nigger in the world. Then one of them squatted over me and I could see the sphincter pucker as she unleashed a huge gastric shit all over me. They then began to deep tounge kiss and finger each other and between their sighs of extacy said if I was white and pure like them I could be in between them.
This doing my fuckin head in Im sick of waking up with a sore hand and a cottage cheese guts and its cost between $80 and $100 q month in ink cartridges.But at least in that dream I had a big cock.
Anonymous
They're sick, you're sick, although they're sicker, so you would probably be very happy together.
Yes we would be if only I can convince them
those girls are two of the biggest racist bitches i have ever seen
man you need serious need some physic health, your messed up thats just sick and wrong
you need help
if you dont agree with me then fuck you
you are gross and if ur not gettin any.
then go get a whore..not one made outta paper.
sick pidafile
i dont care if u dont lyke how i spell
cuz this guy is sick to max....
like eww who does that?
fucking sickos
eewwww
you are a sick sick sick bastard!!!!
fuckin sicko go adopt a kid and do it to them
and dont tell us some details.
sick ass perve i dont care if someone shit on you, and frankly i dont really wanna know if ur dick is small...
you know what i think my brother whose seven is gettin more ass then you..
fucking old ass pedafile..
This is absolutely sick.
The twins are actually very good friends of mine.
Please get your facts right.
If you are of a different or mixed race then the girls do not make comments/cause arguments/abuse or anything like that. They say nothing.
Also, their songs are aimed at people their age and so not mention other races or Hitler. They sing about courage, belief and preserving the white race.
And to the person who started this off, you are one sick, sick man. Your 45 probably 46 now because L&L are now 14. You are a disgusting pervert and ought to be ashamed and disgusted with yourself.
These girls are "racist" because they promote white people being proud of their heritage and not wanting to pollute it with other races.

But when niggers promote their own blackness they are praised for celebrating black culure.

Only problem is they all want a white girl.

Fucking hypocrites.
Hrmm...Interesting.

To be honest, I don't really like the Girls. But "whitemaster" has a point. There's really no trouble in expressing one's pride in their own ethnicity/nationality.

And I really dun care about the Guy who wants to F**K them in his dreams. Everyone has fantasies, it doesn't make it right but at the same time, it doesn't make it wrong either.

The only thing I don't like about the girls is that they're "racist". Being Prideful and being racist are two different things. Even if I were to sing about Pride in my music, I would still be able to talk to other ethnicities.
Actually stupid moron thirteen is past puberty, grow up you lunatic immoral sicko. Yep, it's sickos like you that perpetuate pedophilia with your paranoid bullshit. When you make a big deal out of something especially something that isn't wrong, GUESS WHAT HAPPENS YOU DUMB TURD.

I hate stupidity! Play retard sex police somewhere else.
Oh yeah, AND PEDOPHILIA ISN'T WRONG YOU TURD POLICE. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THINKING A CHILD IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE, IF THAT WERE TRUE THEN THIS ENTIRE PLANET IS EVIL INCLUDING THE CHILDREN / KIDS THAT THINK EACH OTHER ARE HOT AND GET HORNY FOR ADULTS. So shut the hell up already or die and scream and whine your stupidity in hell.
Pride in race is stupid because unless ur a jew and obey God there's nothing to be proud about. Wow, ur born from so and so, WHO CARES. WHOOOO CARRRRRRRRRRES. Unless ur dad was righteous and SO ARE YOU then WHO CARES!!!!!!!! Should a tomato be proud its a tomato? A greyhound be proud it's a greyhound? Why would it if either could? It's stupid.
Big dummy racist because they think other races are inferior and perpetuate stupid myths about jews and whites. And "polluting" you stupid retard? DUMMY, EVERY "RACE" CAME FROM MIXING WITH SOMEONE ELSE YOU DUMB DUMB TURD. When adam and eve had kids, WHAT RACES WERE THEY? DOOOOOHHHHH. There kids mixed or in your retarded words "polluted" and formed "races". Therefore, according to you, a moron, every race is a product of pollution. YOU ARE A STUPID MORON AND SHOULD DIE FOR PUPOSELY BEING ONE. Get saved.
oh yeah, what makes mixing "polluting" fucktarD? That would mean millions of "whites" are polluted impure dirty because of less then 1 percent some other race in them, what a fuckin dipshit you are.
Dear fucktard:

"This is absolutely sick."

So is racism and praising murderers you sick self-righteous fucker. Hypocrite. How many jewish children and babies were murdered by nazis? How many innocent people harmed by them? TOO MANY U FUCKER.

"The twins are actually very good friends of mine."

Fuckin who cares you assfuck? WHO FUCKIN CARES? AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? FUCK YOU.

"Please get your facts right."

Fuck you? Fuckin study history correctly you shit.

"If you are of a different or mixed race then the girls do not make comments/cause arguments/abuse or anything like that."

YOUR GRAMMAR IS SHIT AND YOU WANT TO BE PROUD OF YOUR WHITE RACE? FUCKIN SPEAK ENGLISH MORON.

"They say nothing."

AND UR SAYING SOMETHING U FUCKER? FUCK OFF!

"Also, their songs are aimed at people their age"

SO THEY ARE AGE DISCRIMINATORS TOO HUH? LOL! AND FUCKER, OF FUCKIN COURSE THEY ARE NOT MERELY FOR PEOPLE THIER AGE U STUPID FUCK, THEY PREACH TO ADULTS AND WANT ADULTS TO BUY THEIR SHIT TOO, IT'S ABOUT FAME AND MONEY AND SEX U FUCK. WAKE UP YOU SIMPLE MINDED NAIVE FUCK.

"and so not mention other races or Hitler."

FUCKIN MORON THEY PRAISED HITLERS HELPS YOU DIPSHIT. YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKIN KNOW UR OWN "FRIENDS" YOU FUCK. READ WHAT THEY'VE SAID ON WIKIPEDIA.

"They sing about courage, belief and preserving the white race."

NEAT FUCKIN O, WHO FUCKIN CARES YOU ASS. WHO THE FUCK CAAAAARES EXCEPT DUMB TURD BURGLERS LIKE YOU. FUCKIN MORON WANTS US TO CARE ABOUT TWO FUCKIN DECEIVED MORONS WITH PRETTY FACES, WHO THE FUCK FUCKIN CARES. YOUR THEIR FRIEND OOO NEATO UR SO FUCKIN SPECIAL. DUMMY, UR ALL HIGH ON THE FAME OF BEING FRIENDS OF EVIL FAMOUS FUCKS LOL. ASSHOLE.

"And to the person who started this off, you are one sick, sick man."

UP YOUR ASSHOLE YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS GOD HATING TURD.

"Your 45 probably 46 now because L&L are now 14."

OH NOOOOOO HOW UH, BAD??? WOW HE GOT A YEAR OLDER OH FUCKIN NO THAT MAKES IT UH? LIKE HOW MUCH WORSE? WHAT A FUCKIN AIRHEADED FUCKIN RETARDED STATEMENT THAT WAS. WHATS UR POINT U FUCKIN IDIOT? WOW HE GOT A YEAR FUCKIN OLDER. THE FUCK IS UR POINT? DAMN I WISH I COULD SEE U GET THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF YA.

"You are a disgusting pervert and ought to be ashamed and disgusted with yourself."

a pervert, u stupid fucker, is someone who does what god says is sexually not natural, like homosexuality and beastiality. FUCK TARD STOP PUSHING UR PERSONAL FUCKIN DELUSIONAL MORALS ON OTHERS U DUMB OPINION BASHER.
@: riptide
AGREE 100%
Whats wrong? My sister and i have a band too
WOW Me and my sister TWINS have a band called NIGHT FIRE and we are 15. People say we look just like them.
Be carefull the poster will wanna fuk you too
hey, what ever floats ur boat, hahahahaha