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Lazer Noises in the bedroom
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Ok! Right, this is gonna be flagged as fake, lame etc, but my male partner (I'm gay) liked to make lazer noises whenever I ejaculated (I finally got him to stop after 2 years). It was really offputting knowing that as you raced to the finish line you were gonna be met by "Kapow! Kapow! Kapow!". He wants to start again, so I ask you, the people: Is it Normal to make lazer noises as your partner ejaculates?
Do you think it's normal?
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pie1985 (720)
2006-06-02 05:34:08
i heard that someone said "ah bisto" when they came. it would be a bit shitey to hear that
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Anonymous
2006-06-02 10:59:20
and funny.
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Anonymous
2006-06-02 11:25:37
I don't think your boyfriend is mental or anything. It probably turns him on and he does it out of force of habit. But, if it bugs you, just keep telling him not to do it. Sometimes it's hard to break a habit, and just reiterating that you don't like it will be the only way to stop him.
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Anonymous
2006-06-03 18:40:52
uhh no thats not normal and neither is being gay....
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AWriterofFiction (2221)
2006-06-06 21:22:34
Different people have different quirks. Some are harmless, some are annoying, some are harmful, etc.

It probably seems normal to your partner. Just keep on telling your partner that it annoys you when he does that. Or, if you can live with it, then just let your partner have his little habit.

Some things may be annoying, but is it really worth maybe ruining your relationship over it? (Not to exagerate, but some relationships can end by the simplest of things.)

-A.

*If my comment offends, remember it is my own oppinion. You don't have to agree with it.*
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brooke515151 (2567)
2006-06-29 02:37:49
gay is normal but you should ask him why he does it thats what id do if i was a gay male
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brooke515151 (2567)
2006-06-29 02:37:50
gay is normal but you should ask him why he does it thats what id do if i was a gay male
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brooke515151 (2567)
2006-06-29 02:37:52
gay is normal but you should ask him why he does it thats what id do if i was a gay male
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baphomet58 (3518)
2006-08-31 20:01:32
gay is not normal so you should take both your life and his to save our gay doomed earth.
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slacker1200 (3548)
2006-09-03 06:05:29
Have you tried earplugs?Or women?
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DJLO_of_"YTMND" (3573)
2006-09-04 11:12:48
NEDM
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YTMND (3587)
2006-09-04 15:29:58
PTKFGS!
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GAYTMND (3589)
2006-09-04 15:41:00
A-woah-A-WOAH-a-woah-a-WOAH-A, WOAH-A, WOOOAHH-A!
A-woah-A-WOAH-a-woah-a-WOAH-A, WOAH-A, WOOOAHH-A!

OH NO LOOK OUT IT'S A GAYZER LAZER

PEW PEW PEW
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gravitycat_3.0 (3585)
2006-09-04 16:07:26
GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED!!!
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YTMND (3587)
2006-09-04 16:24:14
GRAVITY DOG IS VERY HAPPY!
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RaptorJesus (3602)
2006-09-05 00:00:24
Punch the keys for gods sake.
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RaptorJesus (3602)
2006-09-05 00:03:24
Shawnguy is not amused.
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HEYEVERYBODY (3687)
2006-09-10 21:47:49
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2006-09-10 21:48:24
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2006-09-10 21:48:42
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seventh_shot (1935)
2006-12-05 00:19:31
That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I would love to meet a guy who goes "Pitew, pitew!" when he squirts. Or when you squirt, whatever. Has he ever aimed it at anything? Tried to shoot the lamp or whatever?

Anyway, I wouldn't worry too much. If it's starting to distract you from enjoying sex, then say something to him. Be nice about it, not uptight or confronting. Maybe you can reach some kind of compromise, like let him shoop da woop every other time or something. But as far as bedroom quirks go, if that's all he's doing, you have a pretty good guy there.
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