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me and friend was intoxicated and i lit my fart on fire and i blew a huge whole in my boxers and all my ass hairs were burnt off
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Comments (18)
sisophous (3738)
2006-11-30 18:41:36
Not very smart, I saw what you descibe being done in a video. I also didn't find it amusing. Next time you drink, use your head.
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viado (4039)
2006-11-30 18:48:17
jackass? :D
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cabinet70 (4440)
2006-12-01 04:28:36
Good stuff you should have followed through with a gastric shit
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DirtyLittleGremlin (3055)
2006-12-01 11:57:24
ahahahahahaha
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infinite (4917)
2006-12-24 05:54:45
First time i tried this, i was just kidding around, we had just ate a crapload of taco bell and i had to fart. I lifted a leg while kicked back on the couch, put a lighter by my ass and ripped a huge one. I didn't think it'd actually work, but lo and behold i threw a huge orangish fireball a few feet into the air with a loud WHUUMP! Everybody's jaws dropped and my friend's bro came running in from the kitchen asking if there was an explosion! Since that day i've burned many a fart, but never blew a hole in my shorts or lost any significant asshair. Maybe adjust your technique, or use thicker boxers.
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crazyme (4954)
2007-01-02 00:00:39
hahahahaaahhahahahha funnny one
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Clair.x (3846)
2007-02-04 08:36:51
PMSLL Oh that made me laugh :)
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Kurty2007 (5693)
2007-02-04 11:09:45
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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heinrich_himler (5827)
2007-02-13 20:50:15
Next time first eat plenty of beans, eggs, cabbage, drink some milk and beer.

Cons: Painful, damages your trousers.
Pros: Instant depilation free of charge.
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2007-03-26 22:05:59
not true. it was on myth busters. stop lying.
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2007-03-28 19:36:09
according to your responce, i assume you're an idiot. AND that you posted the story.
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gangbang420 (5524)
2007-03-31 00:01:37
Yeah, babyangel2580 is 100% right. I saw show name mythbuster and people on this show said it is impossible to do that and I don't believe what they were saying. So I tried that ton times and it just won't do anything. So stop lying.
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DoonDoon (7460)
2007-04-17 19:47:10
@: infinite
yes. The loss of ass hair can be tragic indeed
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Normality (8124)
2007-05-05 21:15:46
@: babyangel2580
You sir, are the one who is lying.

Farts are made of methane, hydrogene, helium, etc...Most of which are EXTREMELY flamable. It doesn't take a genius to see that putting a match and or lighter next to it would light it on fire. Really...
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goonie (8413)
2007-05-18 10:32:32
lmfao! thats rather funni lol. did you enjoy it? lol w.b xxx
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FoobiPhi (8415)
2007-06-05 11:57:29
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA...I don't know what else to say but laugh and congratulate you my friend.
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greygong13 (9108)
2007-07-01 13:09:27
this has gotta be the funniest submition I've ever seen
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theprofessional (9228)
2007-07-17 12:14:28
only one in 3 people cvan do it its got something to do with the methane prioduced during digestion
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