everytime i see lol on a computer screen, i suddenly rip off my pants, and begin humping things furiously in an attempt to get the horny out.
it's such a sexy word. anyone want to lol all over me?
you sick fuck
of course i want to lol all over you. first i will slide my massive lol into your tight lil ass, and lol you a couple times. then ill get us all lubed up, and we can lol all over my living room floor. once you're loling in extacy, i will slap you in the face and lol deep in your throat. then i will tie you to a chair, and pinch your nipples until you lol. then i will shit on your chest.
the end
Yeah I was following all that milte until the shit on your chest bit. WTF? I was considering joining you and lol girl for a 3some but shit on chest? That's just gonna be messy and smelly man, I'd probably throw up and lose my hard on.
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of course i want to lol all over you. first i will slide my massive lol into your tight lil ass, and lol you a couple times. then ill get us all lubed up, and we can lol all over my living room floor. once you're loling in extacy, i will slap you in the face and lol deep in your throat. then i will tie you to a chair, and pinch your nipples until you lol. then i will shit on your chest.
the end
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Garth Brooks
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oh by the way if you come over to my house i will LOL alllll over you. hahahaha.
get the horny out.
ahahahahahaha.
you're funny =]