Long ass farts

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Dude, it's kinda disgusting to fart in the fridge, you know how many bacterias particules comes out of your ass while you fart.

You could have indigestion issues, you might wanna see a dr about this...

Good luck and stop farting in the fridge

it lasts 10 seconds, that seems kinda long.

congratulations

change your diet.

You and my BF can have a farting contest. I wake to the sound of fart echoing in the toilet bowl every morning. His lasts just as long as yours.

I was at the gym today and let one out that was 11 secs, I timed it. It smelled so bad I had to leave the room and watch the others go into it. I was laughing really hard but also felt bad...sorta I'm pretty sure its not my diet because gas, is a problem in my family household. Light a match and the house would blow up, I'm serious

Treasure your gift, treasure it

Have you tried lighting it on fire. That would be awesome

ya maybe I should try that, its gona hurt im sure

Yeah 10 second farts are normal for some people. My tend not to be that long unless they are hot SBD's. But dude, farting in the fridge, that's totally disgusting!!! And yes to the last poster, human farts will ignite. I heard about a freak accident about a guy who farted near an open furnace. The flames raced back up his hole and exploded his insides, killing him.

Put your head up it so yuo wont here it and you can suck the farts out of you!

lmao lmao lmao rotflmao

dude dont light a ten second fart! thats enough time for the flame to travel to where the rest of the gas is and burn your ass. i burnt myself one time..

total comic, farting in the fridge Haaaaaaaaa, for real that is ultra funny, but just think what if someone sees you doing it, or if the fart sent gets into the food, you should call it a fart box not a ice box.

it means you are eating a lot of fiber

my farts usually last that long, what i do is just completly relax my but, so then they come out silently, and a lot slower so then they last for like 45 sec, and then you can just say it isnt you

excpet for the last sentance your post is hillarious "blame the eggs" lol ... like ur eggs? u know... like balls... eggs :D :D

Oh my god that is soo funny! I once farted at safeway 15 sec i serously made a baby cry 20 feet away! Soooo bad %uE409 i feel kinda bad so i walked away but every step i took i farted! So i made my shoes squeak on the floor so it would cover up the noise. It works. But i came back to the isle that i was in 15 min later and i could still smell the fart! But i had to go so i covered my nose with my shirt and ran in and grabbed what i origanally came to get! Sooooo funny now!