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love smoking weed
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I love smoking weed because it tosses the sandbags overboard so the balloon can soar. Suddenly I'm above the ordinary. I'm competent. I'm walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. I'm one of the great ones. I'm Michaelangelo, molding the beard of Moses. I'm Van Gogh painting pure sunlight. I'm Horowitz, playing the Emperor Concerto. I'm John Barrymore before movies got him by the throat. I'm Jesse James and his two brothers, all three of them. I'm Shakespeare. And thats why i like to get high. Is this normal?
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Comments (15)
Weed should only be smoked by cool people not a wanker like yourself
no, your not any of those people
You are a wack job on drugs, you are crazy and screwed up in the head before you take them and I think you are on something more heavy than weed, who are you fooling.
"When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself" - Bob Marley
Weed just reveals me as a lazy bitch. Dunno what weed your smoking but by the sound of it, it's probually laced with something much more hard-core.
To me, it is perfect for meditation, some things are not meant to be taken literally.
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the only problem is are you going to devote yourself to 8 hours a day praticing tight rope walking, and the administration involved in you walking across the niagra falls,are you going to spend 20 to 30 years in endless devotion to artistic pursuits like michelangelo to carve that beard.mary jane is great stuff but like all drugs it leads you to delusions of grandeur.its sad but its true.
No, it's not normal. You're wasting your time by just smoking your life away.
-.- it's normal to think you are those people but actually doing that stuff, you'd need practice and lots of it... why don't you go practice and STOP DOING WEED... dude it's bad for you.
haha lol twat
u wudnt no weed if it poked u in the eye
i like pulling weeds in my backyard and then smoking them, it burns my throat!!!
i like to pick weeds from my backyard and the make salads or smoke them!
maybe we can smoke weed together and then with the whole world. then we'd have a happy world to live in
weed is not supposed to change you, and you seem altured. lol. i used to do poetry like that.... when i was a tweeeker, so smoke pot and dont act stuppid. i cant stand people who smoke pot and get all stuppid, i wake up at 6 am so i can go to work at 8 am and to say the least my husband has to bring me a loaded bowl to get me out of bead and i still come to work and work with professional BUSINESS people and they dont have a clue, on my luch brakes i go home and smoke more. be normal while on the drug, if you cant convence you mom you not high you should not be high. sorry to say it but it becomes a part of your life, i have been polled over 4 times while ither haveing pot or being so fucked up i should not have been driveing and everytime i get away without beign cought. i used to import from cal to AZ so i know how to act but none the less i smoke and sit back and watch grandmas boy. if you havent seen it.... lol its a good stoner movie