Love to Annoy The Cats

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You have a mental problem. Seek help before you do hurt some one or something.

Officially (adjusted for inflation)...17.25% Normal

I just came back to check what people were saying I'm not going to kill my cats or my parents. ad who ould i eventell about this stuff?

Your doctor would be your first approach and he would decide if it needed refferal elsewhere. Certainly DO NOT tell your family.

Leave the cats alone you freak.

"Awwwww" Make comments to people who want to talk to you.

what a pussy, if you want to hurt something go pick a fight with somebody your own size

being a man it's normal to have the urge to kill, but you should only fight other guys your own size, with your bare hands

watch the movie fight club

oh yea and i fantasize about making something similar to project mayhem

Dude get a life

I annoy cats and dogs and siblings. And I'm a huge animal lover. One time I kept spitting on the floor because my dog kept eating it and I thought it was the funniest thing. My dad and my brother bitched at how sick I was. But it still hit my funny bone.

I totally pick at my cats, but I also love them as if they were my kids...

So taking off of that concept, remember when your parents gave you a bath and took horrible baby butt pics... or when they say totally imbarrasing shit in front of a bf or gf... or when cut your hair or made you wear crappy sailor suits of some shit as a toddler...

well I do that to my cats by putting a sock on their head and watching them walk backwards all around the house. And giving them catnip and watching them flip out... or using the laser pointer on the wall...or tape on their feet.

It is the nature of humans to push someone or something to see how far you can go... it doesnt mean you wuold hurt them but somehow we are just born to start shit and laugh about it I think.

:p

You are going to give those poor cats a complex. Just do go doing nothing stupid with firecrackers ok...?

leave the cats alone pleas that is just wrong, i kno someone like you so it might make me think its normal i dunno but pleas leave kittys alone.

As long as no one gets hurt... it's kinda funny.

LOL thats funny .. different but normal :D

dude thats some funny ass shit, please tell me, how old are you

People do stuff like this all the time. I harrass my cat sometimes and the dogs. I love them to death, I really do and I don't do it often but sometimes I sneak up on the cat and poke him in the back or shoulder and make a sound. It's not usually a loud sound just a little sound like "SHKT!" and he jumps and then glares at me. Then I cuddle him til the allergies kick in and I have to shove him off my lap.

So I completely understand. It's like picking on a younger sibling. The primary thing is don't take it too far/do it too much. Trust me, tons of people play with their pets this way.

no life

GET A HOBBY, PLEASE.

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It's fun to do that.
I still love my pets to death,But i do that to play with them.

I once went to a very rural, agricultural area with my friend for a bank holiday weekend. It was very boring and to amuse ourselves we would run after the cows, screaming and waving our arms like lunatics. The cows were very fast and while they ran, massive amounts of fecal matter was being expelled from their arses. The funniest thing was the cows behind them were slipping, sliding and falling all over the place.