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Madonnas fat ass
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Madonna has a new video, Although I love her, I can't stand her fat ass. Shes into Yoga right? I thought you were supposed to be toned all over. Her ass is fat, jiggly, and out of place on her body. Is this normal to dislike?
Do you think it's normal?
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Poor Madonna is aging . . . She can practicly fly with her flapping upper arms.
awww Madonna your hiney is jiggly, it's
Anonymous
Why the hell are you focusing on her ass?
Anonymous (Story Author)
Because I can.
its better than mine lol
Anonymous
I think you seriously obsessed with her ass VERY deep down inside... that's why your only focusing on it...
Anonymous (Story Author)
Maybe you shouldn't think because you are wrong. Her ass is so not attractive.
Anonymous
Right... I don't THINK, I KNOW.
Anonymous (Story Author)
I'm glad you KNOW.Just as long as you KNOW NOTHING about me!
whats wrong with a big ass? or is it the jiggly-ness?
Anonymous
Are you sure I know nothing about you?
I thinks it a shame on Maddona. You think after the gross out that was the "Hung Up" video her close friends would have advised her not to disgust the public ever again. But no. Not long after we are yet again subjected to the horror of her wearing hardly any clothes in "Sorry".
I only hope she will read this and dress in something with a little more coverage in her next video, like a fucking tent...
@: Bob17
From then on, she was dubbed the 'Human Couch.'
It's not her fault the only way to get her in an elevator is by greasing her hips and throwing in a twinkie, to love her you don't necessarily have to love her ass. Her fat ass isn't all bad; on the contrary, donkies can be quite lovable and long philosophical talks are not outside the realm of possibility, it's said obesity is purely inconsequential.
By the way, didn't Evel Knievel jump across it a few years back? Her ass looks like a fucking roadmap of Arizona.
I find watching her ass puts me in a comatose trance and suspect it is simply to wear you into a state of submission through hypnotic vibes so that you suffer through another inane music video.
Don't worry, she'll eventually get the picture that her ass has become too jiggly when Bill Cosby sneaks up behind her and tries to stick a spoon in it.
Peace.
Anonymous
Make fun of Madonna all you want. It's her and not you that's laughing all the way to the bank.
Anonymous (Story Author)
Actually, I am laughing allllll the way and back to the bank.
Yeah, she can KEEP all that money, I'd rather keep my nice ass, and be 24 instead of like, 50. All that money cannot buy her her youth back...
yeh, and when you get old, you cant buy your youth back. the leotards are pretty hot though
Taking Madonna in and giving her a home was one of the kindest things the UK ever did for the USA.
Yep ^^^ we seem to do that a lot. Our charts are full of american shite.
im no madonna fan but I like a woman with a big booty.madonna is a talentless skank however.