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Male Anal Masterbation (not gay)
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I am in no way shape or form gay, I love girls and thats the only thing that gets me off, girls. But I like to finger my ass sometimes, it feels nice. Is it normal? Also what can I use that are everyday items around the house, and how should i clean them before and after I use them?
Do you think it's normal?
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expect to get called gay by the little losers in here.they are gay for cock but have the idiocy to call someone who touches their own asshole gay.anyway id use cukes and wax candles and vibrators feel really good if you can get one.let the vibe pound your prostate and youll come like a race horse.
No not gay. Many of the men and women who shared their experiences with me use anal play as an extra source of pleasure.

Its an asshole... Everyone has one.

As for toys, if you enjoy the stimulation of the anus itself, go for anal beads. If you aim for the prsotate more, get a dildo.
perfectly normal

i no plenty of guys who have tried it at least once and continue 2 do it

toys
tube of toothpaste
carrot
pens
toothbrush
oh, and also another idea,

put a tampon up ur butt and when u want 2, u can take it out and jack off onto it and it will absorb it all.

message me on runescape

Bichick23
No.
Those are bad items to masturbate with. The idea is NOT to stick everything that can fit in.

Toothbrush and Toothpaste tubes- if there is any toothpaste on the outside it will possibly burn like HELL. Toothbrushes will also carry bacteria from your mouth.

carrots- not a great idea, dirt, bacteria, and pesticides can infect your tract. They are not easy to clean either, and will probably stink.

Pens- many pens have edges that can tear your anus and the tissue inside. Also, if they have been used, there is a high chance of infection.

Tampons are hard to lube up in many cases, and may burn inside your ass. Also, you still risk TSS.
...for Jah's sake, your only gay if you get off with dudes, if not, YOUR NOT GAY


assholes are like opinions, everbody has one



peace Jah bless
@: Potato
lol
dude i think you are gay for yourself.
fingering yourself is a females thing to do. not male.
but whatever floats your boat man.
Fingering your *vagina* is a female thing.
Everyone has an asshole, so fingering your ass is not gender-specific.
having anal masturbation is completely normal. eminem wrote a hilarious lyric on it in "FACK". download it, and see
and for god sake, just but a dildo!
theyre not that hard to get,, theyre more steril, theyre easy to clean and theyre meant exactly for that purpose
Exchange the finger for a rock hard cock. Then you can speak about feeling good.
And to think that this post was under the "Interesting" section...HA!
u are gay dont think that becauseu use your finger it means your not gay
Your dumb
How does playing with your body make you like members of the same sex.
Use your brain, asshole.
@: Potato
I love how just because everyone thinks anal sex male = gay, you all assume this guy is gay.

He's not. The male "g spot" is up there. Prostate. ALL guys have it. That's why it feels good.

Doesn't mean this guy is gay.

It's perfectly normal! I suggest you clean stuff, before and after, though =]
thats what I'm saying
wow what is it with this gay-obsession?
This guy is NOT GAY
Jojo needs to die GOD why can't i get her info so I can kill her? she is grade-A hater material, my favorite type of target.
I'm bisexual and I personally hate anal things. This guy is straight and he likes it. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation.
On a side note, we need to legalize the murder of haters. I am founding a vigilante cult specifically formed to track down and kill in the most painful, agonizing, and satisfying ways possible the sub-species known as the hater. Who wants to join?
I'm sorry but you cant have "straight Male Anal Masturbation" so just shut up and wank like everyone else. no offense or anything

the jackel
normal.
yes.................you can
Can I join the non-violent annex of your cult and just push for equal rights and tolerance? You can't fight gay hate with gate hater hate. But I do get your point of being sick of folks who promote hatred, especially while waving the Bible or another holy book. I think a lot of these people are just afraid of something they don't understand very well.
nigga please chill out. this dood's not gay, he's just playin with himself. go get a cucumber and shove it up your arse! yeahs
I believe you are a raging homosexual and you must be stopped.
Ask knuck to fuck u in the ass, he knows all about homosexuality
well since you like penetration,i would say you probably are gay.i know men gay or staight like having a rim job and you can rub a guy a certain way in between their balls and brown eye to make them cum,but yeaaa penetration.Try a man if you dont like it,than i'd suggest finding some freaky girl that wouldn't mind putting on a strap on and giving it to you.nevermind your gay
hey, here is my experience with anal masterbation

first of, im 17, male, and currently concider myself as a bisexual and am not out to anyone...

i became curious about this masterbation last year, and first found it strange and odd, didnt want to get involved or into it, yet i still tried it

once i got into it, i often got a desire to do it due to the love of the feeling.. so every month or so i would do it

as far as objects, i could never find anything perfect... i first used my finger as u would expect... then, i descovered a never b4 used toilet plunger which had a smooth handle, this was longer and gave me better pleasure... now at my current age, i use carrots, as they can be found in larger sizes which stretch and give a more tight sensation

i always make sure everything in clean b4 i use and that i myself have gone to the toilet and had time b4 i do analy masterbate to save a mess O_O

as far as my opinion... if you like it, go for it.. if ur curious yet not sure.. dont rush.. think about it, and go slow..seriously

to thouse taht call it a homosexual act, you are right to a majority of people, but not to all. it is exciting, but i have grown to accept who i am and who i like, weather it be a boy friend of a girl friend

im here to talk to on my msn, i dont use it mainly, but u can always email and ill be sure to visit it and read it...
hey darkstar got to agree with u nice to know that stimulation of your anus just kicks up your oo by 3 not gay at all if it is only to bring more pleasure to yerself try white apparagus wow
pleasure is different from sexual orientation

i love girls, the comfort they give, their magnificent bodies, their sexy hair

guys are gross, their assholes, and dont have much of an emotional support system

after saying all this, i also love sucking my own dick, alot of ppl think thats gay, but i mean, if they did it they would know how damn good it feels
i can give better head than most girls, and im not even gay.
i can even deep throat my 7" dick, i dont understand why girls think its so hard, or why some girls wont go past your dickhead, when their sucking you off.

girls, a little advice,
use lots of tongue, glide your tongue on the cock while its moving in and out of your mouth.
go deep, not all the feeling is at the head, i think most guys can agree that deepthroating is sexy as fuck, and feels really good if its not forced (you can feel it when its forced)
if you cant deepthroat than just go as deep as you can.
suck, they call it sucking dick for a reason, dont have your mouth all loose, guys dont like loose pussy, why would they like a loose mouth.
and last, and most important, use TONGUE, while your doing it, play with it with your tongue, multi task girls,
with that knowledge, your guy is gonna go fucking nuts, next time you suck his dick.
dude your probably not gay you just have a weird fetish it happens just wash your hands it will be alright
Ok, let me ask ALL you men this question. So it's gay for a guy to put something in his anus but it's NOT gay to stroke a penis in your HAND? It's YOUR penis and YOUR ass but the way you put it is that you like something up the butt so it's automatically assumed of as gay. So, do ALL men like feeling a warm, thick, hard cock in their hand? I'd say that sounds pretty gay to me.

Guys who are apprehensive about anal play are IGNORANT, meaning that you can't make a judgment on something that you have NEVER tried yourself. To be TRULY gay that would mean that you would have to be ATTRACTED to the same sex, which is the reason why a GAY person can have sex with the opposite gender but STILL be gay and not bisexual.

The male g-spot (prostate gland) is located in the anus on the upper-wall. Believe me when I say that stimulating this spot correctly makes your orgasms 10 times STRONGER. Many men are afraid of this fact and are worried of being viewed as "gay" or "bisexual". Who knows, you may even like it so much that you decide to try sex with a guy not making you gay or bisexual but in the least bit, bi-curious and there's nothing wrong with curiosity and experimenting. But don't knock it 'til you try it.

I personally don't see why most guys don't want to have the strongest orgasms possible, believe me, it makes you quiver in pleasure. My wife uses her cyber-skin dildo/vibrator on me, she goes hard and fast with it and I am so crippled by the sheer pleasure from it, she loves it too...she wants to try a strap-on with me. Does this make me gay? Perhaps in your mind, but I am having sex with a gorgeous, sexy woman...not a man. And she is bisexual, so we get to have 3-somes with girls all the time!!!!
AND the MOST important thing I forgot, if you DO decide to give this a try and be more open-minded. There are some important steps to go about it to make it feel good without it hurting or feeling like a big turd.

First and foremost...LUBE! I suggest using a silicone-based lubrication as opposed to a water-based lubricant because it lasts WAY longer and doesn't require you to keep adding more. Secondly, you need to insert the object VERY SLOWLY, WHILE masturbating after you are already hard and into it. The reason that I prefer the cyber-skin dildo to anything is because it's softer than other types of dildos or objects and provides some give and comfort.

After you have inserted whatever it is you are using and it feels comfortable keep masturbating while slowly moving the object in and out a little bit at a time and then more and more depending on your comfort. You'll notice that the closer you get to orgasm the pleasure increases TREMENDOUSLY and for me anyway the faster and harder you go towards climax and once you reach climax makes your head spin.

Another GREAT thing to try is anal beads. Insert them in and have your girl give you head. You can move them in and out or keep them in place (I prefer keeping them in place) until you are right about to climax as you near climax have your girl SLOWLY pull the beads out one-by-one and let me tell you, you'll blow like Krakatoa!!!!!!!!! And to let you know, anal stimulation does NOT feel good to me unless I am either masturbating or getting penile stimulation at the SAME time.

So if you're ready to be open-minded and want to try something different and aren't SCARED, you now know what to do...mail me at dmitch77 yahoo if you want to let me know or any girls or guys have any questions about anything (I'm VERY experienced when it comes to sex!)
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Recommendations: Ok, first Off don't start sticking a bunch of crazy shit in your ass, this could possibly cause injury or infection.

Step 1: Clean your hole. Use warm water, soap, and your finger.They sell enema shower attachments and other devices online or in xxx shops which I would recommend, but if you don't have access then just clean it the best you can in your shower. Keep in mind that if you flush out your rectum/anus properly then it will be as clean as the exterior parts with little to no mess at all, and this will make the experience feel more normal.

Step 2: Start with your fingers, multiple fingers and lube, then progress to larger objects if it feels good. Let pleasure be your guide, there may be some pain at first when you use a larger object but it will relax and feel good after a short while. Of course a dildo is the best option, if you must use an object from the home I would suggest a cucumber (clean) with a condom over it. Insert slowly then have the ride of your life.

Anal penetration from a man is different in my opinion than masturbation, I think its better because you get the incredible pleasure, a human emotional connection, and its way more intense.

However, this doesn't have to mean that your Gay because you like anal insertion, men are designed for this accesible pleasure and it is the official male orgasm, everything else is just ejaculation.

Now, usually men that find anal penetration pleasurable and acceptable, usually because they are secure with themselves can enjoy anal sex, and this usually involves another male. But there is nothing wrong with being Gay, so if you like it then go for it and be safe.

Remember that you don't have to label yourself as gay or straight, just be open minded and go where your heart leads you. Whether it be into a mans arms or a woman's is entirely up to you and no-one else.

P.S. Do some research online about male sexuality and anal sex. Knowledge is freedom. Good Luck !
i am straight and and use a dildo often on my a** nothing can get u off like a nice drinking sess dildo trust me gents best sex ever even tho normal sex is great too...just have to get past the guilt bit,takes a while, if u like self play plus when theres a pu**y drought hmmm..etc......in a 50 yrs or so well be dead anyway so whos gonna care?!
oh my god! Anyone who says its not gay to stick some thing up there ass (volunteerly) is ducking retarded! Plain and simple. And when your retarded everything is as you say it is because you want it to be. If you can say putting something up your ass isn't gay, then by that logic you can say I wanna suck my own cock. But isn't gay. Or I dream of seeing a man naked. But that isn't gay right? Where do you draw the line? And I am not gay bashing. I just think anyone. Who says other wise is just fooling them. Just cuz you say you like girls don't mean anything. Cuz you said you wanna duck your own ass. Not there's
Yep,have to agree with HotSDstudmuffin, some gr8 advice there, m8. You don't have 2 give ya self a label just because you like something up ya butt. Christ, ironically, the prostate gland is up ya arse.... It's what u perceive it as, and how comfortable both you and your sex partner feel with doin it.. If some people give it a label, who gives a shit... It's what matters to u, m8..
Anal sex is just that....anal sex. Whom your partner may be would determine your preference on gender. Hence...Gay...no gay. So my husband and I have anal often, both parties being a recipient of the pleasure discussed. It is those of you that are not willing to let go of your personal inhibitions that will never achieve one true sexual experience. For men it is a matter of liking men....not liking men. For women, it is a matter of trusting your partner and allowing yourself to be ready for unbelievable satisfaction. Speaking from a womans point of view of course. But I also know as a woman that when I stimulate my husbands prostate the sex we have that night, day, afternoon....whenever....wherever is absolutely amazing because of how excited it makes both of us. Prior to anal 'adventure' our sex life was great, now....no fricken words to describe the actual pleasure we achieve. WOWSA!!!!!
He isn't gay. I like to do the same thing, but the thought of being with a dude like that repulses me. And you can't say he's gay cause he masturbates anal. Why don't we call girls lesbian if they finger themselves.
Use a cucumber, its the best. Warm it up in water, lube it up and stick it in.
A 3 way with 2 girls? THATS AWESOME!!!