Masterbate Under Covers

67% Normal

31 Comments

When they see the covers moving and crusty socks around your bed, they will know. Make a Tinfoil hat to wear while wacking, this way, at least, the Gubberment won't know. There is no hiding "it" from the others though.
Live long and prosper.

Why not just do it in the bathroom shower?

I have the same feeling when I am touching myself too. Mind you I am fine at home it is only when I am at work. (I work as an MP at the Houses of Parliment.)

Whoever said MPs were a bunch of wankers?

hehe. bathroom shower? as opposed to the living room shower? :)

i am the same way i always think there are cameras in my room and all in the house i also go under the covers. i'm a female

You don't have a shower in your living room?

Christ, this site is full of fucking weirdos.

Yes, that is totally normal. People are programmed from the time they're little kids to think that masturbating is "dirty". Which is rubbish of course, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and *everybody* does it. So, I would suggest you start talking about it. You don't say if you're male or female, and its a bit different. If you're male, I'm not sure how it works since I'm a chick...but I think there is regular talk of "rubbing one out" and such that goes on, isn't there? (Maybe some males can comment here). And if you're a girl, well my friends and I have names for our dildos and regularly make reference to our nights with "Pedro" etc. Talk about it, make jokes about it, get comfortable with the fact that people know you masterbate and you'll be surprised to find out that NOBODY CARES and NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE WEIRD. I promise. If you come across anybody that does scorn you and says something to imply you're a freak, or that they don't do it--well, they're lying. Happy Whacking!

I just like everywhere,Everyone can view my body. I don't hide

I used to be paranoid of that, but not anymore. I just think the Government is monitoring(sp?) my computer, Internet usage, and everywhere else I go.

THEY'RE AFTER ME!!

lol Yes Durza, they're after you

This pesky user has been removed for repeatedly abusing other users and being a pain in the butt. Behave or you will suffer the same fate. - The Management

why would somebody want to watch you splurting your muck? now the young lady above with pedro - thats a different matter...

not in the living room. we have one in the kitchen though.

i love to jack off it fills good i say do it if it is good.

sometimes i have my friend over and we jack off with each other and watch porn movies

i read in books and stuff that it is totaly natural.. i do it when ever i can, (i.e in the shower or in bed..) doesent matter if you think its wrong because its truly natural!!.. what ever people say,, forget them and trust your own self.... never ask your parents they will offten ground you.. some people learn this from thier parents... i would recommend not asking parents..

i dont know abouut you but if someones watching me, it turns me on

well i mean im the same way but it just gets soo freaking good i just take them all off

i know where your coming from, id hate for someone to walk in and catch me in the act lol. i agree with the person who says do it in the shower tho, i find its much nicer and you cum loads more - much more satisfying.

I masterbate when I need to anywhere. I do beat one off in back garden in the summer.rsvp.

I am male 38 and have wacked off regular since my teens. back garden in summer is best. secluded of corz

I am male 38 and have wacked off regular since my teens. back garden in summer is best. secluded of corz

It's totally normal. I did that for a while, as well. Now, however, I get off on the thrill that someone could come in and find out what I'm doing.

I am terrified of my parents doing the same exact thing to me. they track my internet, my phone calls, and every aspect of my life. how am i NOT supposed to suspect them of the same kind of thing. so yeah, being scared of cameras or w/e? totally cool, bcz i do the same thing. (although it DOES get hot under the covers, haha)

I just lock my door and lay on my bed. if my parents come to my door and try to open I just say I am changing and I will be there in a sec.

That's cool you wak off with your friend , but I don't need to because I can suck my own dick it is so fun ..and it feels great you should try it

Do it in the shower, jeeze. I mean, if you cum under your blankets, then you have to go to sleep, cum in mind your in a bed of your own jizz.
Anyway, masterbating isn't weird however you do it. Unless of course you masterbate with apple pies. 90% of men masterbate, which of course mean the other ten percent are unable to masterbate, because they are either to old, or haven't hit puberty. I too have a shower in my living room.

I meant to say, keep in mind you're in a bed of your own jizz.

Since I left home, I don't care where I squirt. I like the smell, and change sheets weekly, ready to start again. And if anyone visits for a sex session (m or f), if they don't like it - too bad. Most do. And leave their own cum behind too.
I also like to sleep in cummy jocks and sweaty piss-stained calvins and cunty panties. Swap with mates. Cunt/cock/spunk smells help to keep me hard.

normal

Shut up.