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Masterbating in a parkinglot, is it normal?
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It was a hot summer day. I was sitting in my mom's car while she was grocery shopping. I had to wank really bad. Seeing no body was around, I did. It was like 2 in the afternoon.. Is this normal?
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twice a day keeps the doctor away!
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Hell me and my BF touch each other while on the bus;) We just take our coats off and put them over our laps.
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How old are you, kid? Well, since you are going grocery shopping with your mom, you are probably 10-12 years old. You like masterbating? Masterbate all you want!
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As long as there ain't any twelve year old girls hanging around at the time, you should be sweet. Just be careful though - it can be very embarrassing having someone, especially your parents, catch you. Just take care of yourself.
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Yeah its normal. Don't listen to the douche that said do it in private. Do it outside. Do it all over. Just don't get caught. Some people like to see other people jacking off. Ummm.... but be careful some people will call the cops.
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I've done that once or twice. If you gotta go, you gotta go. It's nature. You think dogs care if their getting it on in public? No.
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I have no idea, but not long ago, I swear to this, I cannot remember the website, but someone wrote a comment about how they saw a man "furiously masturbating" in a parking lot. I wonder if that was you? I wish I could remember where I read that.
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I masturbate in school , in cars , in the cinema , in the basketball courts , in buses and taxis. So if your not normal , I'm supposed to be what ? (:
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my bf does that in the car alllll the time, in the movies, at a restaurant once lol so yeah i guess ur normal just dont get caught hah
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I would like to have watched
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Yeah, if you feel the need, and nobody is around to see, go at it all you want. It shouldn't matter where you're at, just mind not to get anything on the upholstery.

Reminds me of when I jerked off on the school bus way back in high school. LOL
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have you tried it during a blockbuster in cinema?

i did it during star wars episode 3 .. there was this blonde chick next to me .. when she saw me she screamed and they turned off the movie and kicked me out ... but thank god i came before they kicked me out.

I mean what can I do?
natalie portman is really hot, man !!

hey, this is not a bad website
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i would say that you should try and do it in private as much as possible be careful that no one else can see.you probably have a large sex drive because your young. you will masterbate a lot because of this. Its ok to do this as long as you enjoy it and you are not violating anyone else.I take it that you enjoy touching yourself it tickles hu? you should expeeriment with your self and do what ever feels good.
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its funny cause ive done the exact same thing
so to me ur normal
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Parking lot, airplane lavatory, dressing room, restroom, your back yard... it's all the same.
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totally normal just make sure ur mom doesnt catch u ever
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Do it in private. You might get caught up in the act and not notice people around you. You will get arrested if the cops catch you.
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if you jerk of your acually killing millions of kids
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Sperm dude... Sperm
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hahahaha

potential kids
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lol i love that word SteveVon *sperm* it makes me happy 4 some reason
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no its another consequence to this oversexed nation we have now americas full of people that cant control their urges so they do things like jerk it in their moms car at a grocery store or kill a kid over a game of madden its the hazards of luxury
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i love it when people get mad at the stupidest things..

HAHAHA.... AMERICA IS OVERSEXED....

no but seriously its ok... its just a stage and it will hopefully pass, your hormones are just kicking in.

but you will need to learn self control.. doing it too much can lead to premature ejaculation
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hahaha

HAZARDS OF LUXURY... UR TELLING ME IF I JERK OFF IM GOING TO KILL A KID?..
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Step up your game next time by doing it in the store. That way, people will see you in action and hey, a hot chick might walk by. She'll suck your dick immediately if she sees it. Trust me....I KNOW.
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I have wanked in very public places like toilets, gyms, car parks, parks,streets, cinema,dentist,hospitals etc! The thing is that the thrill of being caught is 1 of the sexiest ways to lose your load!once I got caught wanking at a denist appointment,I was just wanking in the toilet in front of the mirror and a man came in and caught me right in the act!like an idiot I didn't lock the door!he came in and shut the door and blackmailed me by saying I'm going to go tell everyone what you were doing in here unless you do the same to my cock!I dropped straight to my knees. And he whipped it out! It was huge so I wanked him hard with 2 hands and then I sucked his dick to confirm he wouldn't tell anyone!I was sucking him and he just said thanks and pulled his Trousers up and left the toilet.and when I my name was called to see dentist,the dentist only happened to be the man I wanked and sucked!he was alone doing the check up,he had the nerve to also say your your breath smells of cock,and then said did it taste nice,I replied I would do it again and then I said next time wash your cock cause the taste was like dried up spunk and piss!
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That's quite an experience you had. It reminds me of what I'm going through. I'm in my mid thirties and I work as a part-time home help for a 68yr old disabled man. I did a stupid thing and got caught now the old bastard is threatening to report me to the agency and call the police unless I pleasure him.

He forces me to touch him, suck him and he likes it when I stand in front of him so he can shove his arthritic fingers into my vagina. It's pretty humiliating and he seems to enjoy the fact. The good thing is that he keeps himself clean and fresh. But every week I turn up to cook, clean and do a little shopping... after I've done my work he makes me wank him off and suck his cock. I don't enjoy it but I don't want the angency to sack me and I can't risk a police record. feel like his sex slave.
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Ya man i do it all the time
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Well, I've never done it before but a friend of mine has while in the very back of a van his parents were driving at the time.

I suppose you're normal, no worries. (:
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how old are you?
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I do it all the time when it needs to get let out let it out
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As long as no one saw you then whatever
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HAHA seriously this happened to me one time.
and my mom came back when I was wiping my hands off, but thank FSM I had already zipped up.
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it is perfectly normal basically 90% of the world does it and i did so yh lol
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Floydzcloud
trust me its normal, i do it too ;)
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I've done exactly that before.

NORMAL.

And sexy.
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Totally NORMAL. It's your body do as you please but respect others & bee smart enough not to get caught by those who "disapprove". Personally, I drive around everyday with my dick in my hand, not necessarily masterbating, I just like holding it.
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It's not just about making sure you don't get caught by those who just "disapprove!" my BF of 3yrs jerked off in the parking lot of the post office. Can u imagine the punishment for sexual conduct and indecent exposure on federal grounds??? Although he may be in the privacy of his own vehicle, his vehicle still occupied space on federal property where this event took place. As far as someone masturbating in the parking lot of another public place, there are still punishments for that as well!!
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i have done the same thing when i was young fighting cancer /I would like to have watched
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