Here's the story, this is gonna sound pretty wired! I love wearing leather hoods/ creepy monster masks and dressing in men's clothing when I masturbate, I love how it looks so I always try to video tape myself while masturbating......I get so horny from watching my own videos!
I know it must sound crazy, but for me it's a big turn on! My boyfriend doesn't know I do this and I'm afraid he's gonna think I'm crazy if I tell him about it. Sometimes I also have fantasies of my boyfriend dressed as a sexy monster while we have sex.....this is probably what I truly want, but don't have the guts to ask him if he'll do it.....sometimes I wonder, ''why the hell do I get turned on by wearing men's clothing and monsters anyway, is that even normal at all??''
When I first read 'Masturbating in mens clothing' I was about to give you a stern lecture on how much better Housewares is for privacy.
What a coincidence, by the way; my electrical system is also wired. They say it's wierd, I say it's weird, but there's one thing we can all agree on: it's wider.
So, as I understand it, you have a KKK fetish and like to incorporate busts of Boris Yeltsin in your masturbatory exercises.
I see you don't have the guts. So, what are you, an organ donor? I was an organ donor once; the church was short a piano. Which was evidently what it was, despite the fact that I thought it was a bucktoothed coffee table.
Just make sure you don't call out your own name the next time you have sex, and make sure your left hand doesn't catch you cheating with your right.
Peace.
Do you look like Cousin Marilyn?
..say, if *another* girl dressed up in men's clothes and masturbated in front of you, would that turn you on too? Just askin..