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When i was 13, i used to prop myself on a pillow. Then, i would stick my hand up my anus and sing the national anthem. Is this normal. Please add a comment!
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Comments (7)
Anonymous
2006-07-17 12:53:36
You dirty little patriotic sh!t!
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smartpatrol (2293)
2006-07-17 16:51:06
I hope you had your other hand on your heart
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screamingnight (1649)
2006-07-17 20:16:28
@: smartpatrol
masturbate the way YOU want. as long as it is not hurting anyone.
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tzam91 (2719)
2006-07-17 20:28:48
That's pretty cool email me some time k at mgc1@tmail.com k tell me about it see yah dude
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fugnug (2843)
2006-07-21 17:49:45
you either have little hands or a big anus.. . either way, bravo

p.s. I wasn't expecting this story to say what it said, and I about spit mountain dew all over the screen as I read it.. f*ck you for being so damn funny... no course
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myspacedork13 (2679)
2006-07-22 23:42:32
@: smartpatrol
LOL
*right hand
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SweetAngel (10282)
2007-09-03 17:23:23
Your penis will soon fall off.
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