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Hi there. I am almost forty and it happens that I am virgen, masturbates two or three times a day, I am always late for work and I am in love with a waitress who ignores me. I am a busboy . Whats wrong with me?
Do you think it's normal?
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There's nothing wrong with you mate. There are people like you,and there are people different to you, its just how the world is.
It's just who you are, try to take the positives out of it, and get on with life.
Make something to enjoy and live for, or move to a new environment if it is really bothering you
Well first off you are a loser and you need to come to terms with that but when you do dont sit there and cry about it you should use that doubt you have in your self and turn it around into something. Step up and be some body, I dont know why you are a bus boy at your age I guess there is a reason, my advice get a real job with a real future you would be better off working at McDonalds because atleast if you stay for the long haul you might be a manger one day, in your case maybe. You need to get laid go out and get some tail even if you start out paying for it, after your first time you will get more convidence and maybe you will start talking to other girls who dont charge. And start doing something like a hobby or somethig to get you out of the house and your hands off you cock and break the habbit bring it down to once a week and take your mind off of sex. I am a social worker trust me I see people like this all the time. GOODLUCK
ChrisUFC masturbates over pantsless Ken dolls.
hey chris ive seen you around,youre gay arent you?
nothing i swrong with u
There's nothing wrong with you,
Sounds like you have a normal life,
A potetial love interest,
You get your stress out,
It's all good man.
You should watch 40 year odl virgin and get some ideas. For example; Get a black friend whos good with women, a caucasion white guy who offers his friendship and guidance to you, and a crazy whiet guy whos into freaky shit with all sorts of women. Then, get your chest waxed by some crazy jap and go to a bar and pick up some drunk bitch and fuck her up the ass over your car bonnet. Roll credits.
youre a virgin at 40, duh, that explains it all
40...and a virgin? that explains why u are so broke