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I have no idea how to get pleasure from like sticking pens and pencils up ur pussy. Whenever i do it its annoying. Maybe im doing it wrong? Any advice?
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niles (3091)
2006-08-08 03:10:20
A medium size cucumber would be fine, make sure it's well lubed, and no sharp edges to irritate your cunt-lining. Or just 2 or 3 wet fingers?
As for masturbating Diabolic, I can't think what that's gonna do for your cunt, unless he manages to slip his massive cock in. And that would be better than any pencil or vegetable. As long as he hasn't been jerking too much the night before. Peace. Niles.

PS: Ever tried shoving objects up your sweaty asshole?
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Anonymous
2006-08-08 07:43:25
Use your fingers, on your clit! You do know where to find it dont you?
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Irenicus (3189)
2006-08-11 20:09:48
I suppose thats just a preferance. Whatever works best. Some people dont like shoving candles up their either, and some do.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-08-12 14:08:36
hun, u dont needwooden objects or didlos, u need a guy like me to help u with ur prolem : )
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greenfeltninja (3258)
2006-08-15 21:46:08
I could help
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EmoGirlzRule666 (3041)
2006-08-18 20:02:27
Dildos are best, but if you don't have one try using thick markers with rounded bottoms. That's what I do.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-08-19 02:39:34
try using my c*ck !!!
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-08-20 13:59:31
boy, u get free offers, what about me..? lol
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-03 21:52:07
Dont feel left out Babyangel all u have to do is say wen, and I'll let u be my Master.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-11 03:45:00
But only if u f*ck ur dog first.
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